SEASON 3 RESULTS
GROUND ZERO NIGHT TWO: 08/07/22
The final event of Season 3 began with Benjamin Binglebottom seeking retribution against his father, Robert Binglebottom. This match had huge stakes: if Benjamin lost, he would have to retire from professional wrestling forever. Despite retiring from ameteur wrestling decades ago, Robert still had an incredible physique. This strength allowed him to get the upper hand on his son throughout their fight. However, Benjamin refused to give up. Against all odds, he fought back against his abusive father. Once Robert let his guard down, Benjamin used his version of the Bloodshed to end his father’s tyranny once and for all.
The Jonsun Culinary Academy and The Disciples faced off in tag team action next. The animosity between these two teams led the four men to brawl before the match even began. Once the match officially started, the pandemonium increased even further! Amidst all the carnage, Drov was able to powerbomb Dalton Pepper through the announce table. This gave Draco the opportunity to submit Jeff Jonsun with the Devotion and get the win for The Disciples.
The Women’s Battle Nexus Finals commenced between Azura and Maria Phoenix. This match was a barnstormer, as neither woman refused to hold back. Even after Azura hit Phoenix with two Lost in Translations from the top rope, the Olympus member was unaffected. With none of Azura’s offense seeming to work, she rolled-up Phoenix with a small package to get the surprise victory. She will challenge Brittany Blake at the beginning of next season for the PSA Women’s World Championship.
Bruno Bolousek and Marcee finally got their opportunity for revenge in their mixed tag team match against Cory Parcher and Karen. Despite never wrestling before, Parcher actually got some offense in against Bolousek. This was short lived, however, as not many can hold their own against the Moscow Menace. After Bolousek decimated Parcher, he tagged in Marcee, who low-blowed Parcher and knocked out Karen for the pinfall win.
The PSA Trios Championship was contested between Demolition Inferno and Binglebottom Enterprises next. Both teams were desperate to capture the Title, but only one could emerge victorious. After Cottonsmith and Lochlan hit the Saucer Pass on Anton Darakov and S.O.B. hit the Bottomfeeder on Cali Dynamite, Lochlan hit the Land of The Lakes on Dmitry Darakov to get the win and crown Binglebottom Enterprises as the inaugural PSA Trios Champions!
Hayley and Anne Griffin’s rivalry came to a head in singles competition next. Hayley sported a new look, which boosted her confidence in this encounter. However, Anne Griffin still hit The Talon to gain the pinfall victory.
The Main Event of Ground Zero saw Johnny Warren finally challenge Undkban for the PSA World Championship. This match was deeply personal for both competitors, as their hatred for one another has grown since the inception of PSA. Many thought it was over when Undkban hit a Sands of Time and an Ankhasault, but Warren refused to let the Pharaoh win. In a fit of rage, Warren hit two Warhammers on the Champion, but it was not enough to put him down. After a year-long journey, Warren found the strength needed to knee Undkban in the face several times and hit the Shattering Infinity to become the NEW PSA World Champion!
GROUND ZERO NIGHT ONE: 07/31/22
The first night of Ground Zero opened with the Devil’s Playground match between Corwin and Pletch. This match was absolutely brutal, as both men were determined to inflict pain on their opponent. In the end, Corwin threw Pletch off the top of the cage. This incapicitated “The Pig” long enough for “The Devil’s Chosen One” to get the win.
Leonard Lopez faced The Observer in singles competition next. Much to Lopez’s dismay, The Observer channeled his inner “Gobstopper” enough to get the win with a Super Jawbreaker. This loss drove Lopez over the edge, as he grabbed The Observer, ripped apart his mask, and dug his nails into his jaw. PSA Officials tried to pull Lopez off, but it was to no avail. It is unsure at the moment what this means, but it appears that we will see a new Leonard Lopez come Season 4.
El Orgullo and The Enhancers competed in a trios match next. Both teams, even The Enhancers, showed incredible potential in the trios division. However, only one could walk out as the winner. This ended up being The Enhancers, as The Virtuoso locked in a brutal submission on Miguel Francisco to get another win over El Orgullo. After the match, both teams showed mutual respect for one another.
The following match was the long-anticipated rematch between Sheri Nichols and Piggina. Piggina looked much more impressive here than her last match with Nichols, and this allowed her to hit the Hammy Hoedown for the win. After the match, Piggina celebrated her win by attacking the referee.
The Men’s Battle Nexus Finals took place between Voltand and Jimmy next. Jimmy tried to use cheap tactics, but these were all thwarted by Voltand. One more attempt to cheat in the match proved to be Jimmy’s downfall, as Voltand hit a Super Landungsbrücken to win the Battle Nexus Tournament! He will face the PSA World Champion on the first show of Season 4.
The PSA Ultimate Hour Championship was on the line between the Avalanche Ladder Match winner, TYSON, and the newly-crowned Champion, Dr. Chris Chan. Dr. Chris put up an incredible effort, but the challenger was a man on a mission. TYSON hit a Dome Driver to become the new PSA Ultimate Hour Champion!
Dummy Wide and The Owskis finally met in tag team action for the PSA Tag Team Championship. This match was absolute carnage, which brought delight to many in the PSA Faithful. After Pender put Andrew Frankowski through the announce table, Louie Hamstring hit the Louieville Slugger and pinned Josh Grabowski to help Dummy Wide become the PSA Hardcore Tag Team Champions!
The Main Event of Ground Zero Night One saw the long-awaited No Disqualification match between Trina Cooper and Brittany Blake for the PSA Women’s World Championship. The two women channeled their hatred for one another in the form of tables, chairs, ladders, stop signs, and kendo sticks. After a gruesome battle, Blake hit a Goldie-DT to walk out of the rubble as the PSA Women’s World Champion.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 07/24/22
Ultimate Hour opened with the appearance of Johnny Warren. The #1 Contender said that he knows The Disciples are looking for him, so they might as well get their fight out of the way now. Draco and Drov ran down to the ring to defend the honor of their master, Undkban. Warren was defending himself well, but it began to fall apart when Draco hit him with a low blow. Drov grabbed a chair for Draco to use on Warren, but Dalton Pepper ran down to ring to fend off The Disciples! Pepper and Warren showed a sign of mutual respect as The Disciples ran away like cowards.
Azura and Hayley fought in the first Battle Nexus Semifinals match of the evening. Azura hit a devastating top rope maneuver on Hayley to get the pinfall victory. After the match, Anne Griffin ran down and attacked both competitors. Griffin softened up Azura in the hopes that Maria Phoenix wins later tonight, and Griffin beat down Hayley to challenge her to a match at Ground Zero.
The PSA Trios Championship Contract Signing took place next. Although all six men were in the ring, Cali Dynamite and Samuel Binglebottom did all of the talking. S.O.B. congratulated Demolition Inferno for making their way to the Championship match, as it will make Binglebottom Enterprises look even better when they defeat such a dominant trio. Dynamite told Binglebottom that this tough guy persona is not going to mean anything when they step in the ring with two Russian killing machines. Regardless of who wins at Ground Zero, this match will be a highlight for sure.
Mark Cooper and Jimmy competed in a Men’s Battle Nexus Semifinals match. Cooper was almost assuredly going to win the match until Jimmy hit a brutal headbutt on “Shotgun.” This headbutt gave Cooper a concussion, which gave Jimmy a huge advantage. Even so, Jimmy grabbed the ropes while pinning Cooper to get the win. After the match, Mark Cooper could not even stand. This prompted his brother, Brad Cooper, to come down to the ring. As Mark was helped up, “The Butcher” began to lay punches into his brother. PSA officials ran down to the ring to separate the brothers and get Mark on a stretcher. Once Mark was strapped in, Brad ran back down to the ring to shove him off. No one knows why Brad Cooper betrayed his brother, but it was a tough sight for the PSA Faithful to see.
As PSA officials were cleaning up the carnage that just occurred, Piggina came down to the ring. She said that her loss to Sheri Nichols on After Hours was a fluke, so she demanded a rematch at Ground Zero. It did not take much to convince Nichols, who eagerly accepted the rematch.
The chaos continued backstage, as Brittany Blake and Trina Cooper were found brawling! The fight made its way to the ring, and Blake used this as an opportunity to get revenge on Cooper. The Champion put her challenger through a table to build momentum for their Championship match at Ground Zero. After the brawl, it was announced that this match will now be a No Disqualification match!
Dr. Chris Chan came down to the ring next to celebrate his PSA Ultimate Hour Championship win. Dr. Chan said he is honored to once again represent PSA as a Champion, but he first wanted to speak to his challenger, TYSON. TYSON came to the ring, but he wasn’t in a talking mood. He said that Dr. Chan has always been one of Parcher’s favorites, and that will be his downfall at Ground Zero. Chan wanted to say more, but TYSON rudely left the Champion in the ring.
Maria Phoenix and Karen faced off in a Women’s Battle Nexus Semifinals match. Before the match, Marcee threw Karen into the steps. This injury allowed Maria Phoenix to get an easy win. Phoenix will now face Azura in the Battle Nexus Finals at Ground Zero.
Robert Binglebottom came down to the ring to await the presence of his son Benjamin. To Robert’s delight, Benjamin faced him man-to-man. Before Robert Binglebottom could say anything, though, Benjamin spoke from the heart. He told his father that all he ever wanted to do was be like him. When his dad wasn’t home, all Benjamin would do is watch tapes from Robert’s amateur wrestling days. From that point forward, Benjamin dreamed of being a wrestler. Robert shook his head, noting that wrestling is not a real career. Benjamin disagreed, saying that Greg Richards showed him that anything was possible. Mr. Binglebottom told his son that this fantasy needs to end, and it needs to end now. He will give his son one opportunity to prove himself; at Ground Zero, Robert will step into the ring against his son. If Benjamin wins, then he is free to do whatever he pleases. However, if Robert wins, then Benjamin must retire from wrestling forever! With no other option, Benjamin accepted the challenge.
Jeff Jonsun and Voltand met in the second Men’s Battle Nexus Semifinals match. The kontest was evenly matched, with both men gaining the upper hand at several points. When Jonsun was about to hit the Flapjack, however, The Disciples appeared on stage. This distraction allowed Voltand to hit the Landungsbrücken for the win. The Jonsun Culinary Academy’s run-ins with The Disciples led to the announcement of a tag team match at Ground Zero.
Mr. Goober came out next to challenge El Orgullo to a Trios match at Ground Zero. He said that The Enhancers are in the process of turning their lives around, and The Virtuoso’s match on After Hours was simply bad luck. Sr. Ramirez accepted the match, as he is confident that his students can emerge victorious.
The Owskis and Leonard Lopez faced Dummy Wide and Pletch in the Main Event. This match was absolute carnage, as the six men fought regardless if they were the legal man or not. Lopez was hurt by Drew Pender, but he was too stubborn to tag in Andrew Frankowski. This overconfidence allowed Hamstring to hit the Louieville Slugger on Lopez and get the win for his trio. The Owskis and Leonard Lopez argued with one another after the match.
AFTER HOURS: 07/19/22
Dummy Wide built momentum towards their PSA Tag Team Championship by defeating The International Icons’ Ezio Auditore and Shang-Chi. Pender hit the What Comes Up Must Come Down on Shang-Chi for the win.
Sheri Nichols got a convincing win over Piggina by hitting the Nickel and Dime.
El Orgullo’s Miguel Francisco faced The Virtuoso in a singles match next. After Francisco hit the Grand Slam to get the win, Magic Kitty 2567 and Mr. Goober tried to confront Rafael Ramirez, Hernando Muertes, and Sr. Ramirez. However, Keith broke the teams up before things could get out of control.
Leonard Lopez and Brad Cooper competed in the last After Hours match of Season 3. Lopez would get the upper hand frequently, but he would use this as an opportunity to search for the presence of The Observer. This paranoia eventually cost Lopez the match, as Cooper hit the BC for the win. This loss made Lopez extremely angry, as he punched the referee in a blind rage after the match.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 07/17/22
Ultimate Hour opened with Demolition Inferno vs The Enhancers in a Trios Championship #1 Contendership match. The Enhancers held their own for a bit, but Dynamite pinned Magic Kitty 2567 following the Boomstick to get the win. They will face Binglebottom Enterprises at Ground Zero for the inaugural PSA Trios Championship.
The Observer appeared in the shadows to describe his reason for returning last week. He said that when it came to TYSON and Josh Grabowski, he wanted to selfishly see if they were the perfect personas to take over. However, it is different with Leonard Lopez. Through his studies, The Observer began to feel pity for Lopez. He knows that Lopez is not being honest with himself, and he wants to be the one to help him discover his “true” self. The Observer does not want to fight Lopez, but he knows this is the only way he will get the help he truly needs. As such, The Observer issued a challenge to Leonard Lopez for a match at Ground Zero.
The next match of the evening saw Grace Adonis and Hayley compete in a Battle Nexus Qualifier. Hayley hit Adonis with the TITP to get the huge win.
Karen confronted Cory Parcher backstage to issue the General Manager a proposal. Since both Bruno Bolousek and Marcee want to face him in the ring, he could team up with Karen in a mixed tag team match at Ground Zero. Cory Parcher asked Karen what the catch would be, but Karen insisted that she is just eager to aid her General Manager put people in their place. Parcher thought about it, and reluctantly agreed. However, he said that he has one more surprise for Bruno Bolousek. If he wants a match with Cory Parcher, he must defend the PSA Ultimate Hour Championship tonight in the 3 Way match against two former Champions, Jim E and Dr. Chris Chan.
Next, the match between Greg Richards and Robert Binglebottom was scheduled to happen. However, it became evident during Richards’ entrance that it was all a ruse. Robert Binglebottom attacked his enemy during his entrance to the point that Richards was unable to compete. Binglebottom grabbed a mic to address his son, Benjamin. Robert wants to speak to his son next week to put an end to this childish bickering. He hopes he will show up, otherwise his son will disappoint him once again.
The PSA Faithful were graced with the return of the PSA Women’s World Champion, Brittany Blake. Blake said that although this may not be personal for Trina Cooper, it is very personal for her. She has worked too hard to get where she is for someone like Cooper to come along and ruin it. Not much more was said, as Cooper ran down to the ring to turn their confrontation into an all-out brawl!
El Gigante and Voltand squared off in a Battle Nexus Quarterfinals next. Much like last week, Voltand collapsed the ring after superplexing El Gigante to advance to the Battle Nexus Semifinals.
The Owskis came down to the ring to give a rebuttal to Dummy Wide’s statements last week. The Champions said that Dummy Wide can say whatever they want; they have to win the Titles first. Since The Owskis think this will never happen, then they have nothing to worry about. Drew Pender and Louie Hamstring came out to say that they don’t want to wait until Ground Zero to get their hands on the Champs. So, issued the challenge to a trios match on next week’s Ultimate Hour. Pletch, who was revealed as Dummy Wide’s partner, came out to address Corwin’s attack last week. Pletch will gladly help his friends next week, but he will also kick Corwin’s butt at Ground Zero. With Pletch as their third man, The Owskis are free to pick whoever they want. Before they could make a decision, Leonard Lopez stormed out and volunteered himself as The Owskis’ tag team partner. Lopez is always eager to beat up Drew Pender, and this will help him get a warm-up before his match with The Observer at Ground Zero. Andrew Frankowski is not on board with this, but he doesn’t have much of a choice. The match was officially set for next week.
TYSON had an exhibition match with Ethan Vandiver next. The #1 Contender to the Ultimate Hour Championship made short work of Vandiver, who succumbed to a series of Dome Drivers. After the bell, TYSON hit several more Dome Drivers on Vandiver that sent him through the announce table. This assault appeared to cause severe brain trauma to Vandiver, who could not function cognitively. Regardless of who emerges as Champion tonight, they will have a serious challenge ahead of them.
Corwin appeared backstage next. He did not say much, but he made his intentions clear: Pletch is next. Not only is he next, but he will suffer for what he did to him. Pletch’s punishment will take place inside the most devastating structure ever seen in PSA: The Devil’s Playground.
Mark Cooper and Dalton Pepper competed in the final Men’s Battle Nexus Tournament Quarterfinals match. This was a hard-fought encounter, but Cooper hit the Tornado Kick to get the win. After the match, Pepper walked backstage when he was greeted by the #1 Contender, Johnny Warren. Warren shook Pepper’s hand and commended him for an incredible performance.
Johnny Warren came out next to address The Disciples’ attack on his father, Tony Warren. He assured everyone that his dad is ok, however he will need some time to recover. Warren did not lose his cool, but he made it clear to The Disciples that they just made the biggest mistake of their lives. Undkban has turned their battle for the PSA World Championship into a war, and Warren does not play by the rules in a war. The challenger then pulled out Undkban’s mask, which he had stolen earlier in the week. He threw the mask on the ground and emphatically crushed it to pieces. Draco and Drov angrily ran down to the ring, but Warren had already escaped through the crowd. This rivalry has just been taken to the next level.
Ultimate Hour was Main Evented by the 3 Way between Dr. Chris Chan, Jim E, and Bruno Bolousek for the PSA Ultimate Hour Championship. All three men were determined to win, but only one could walk out Champion. Bolousek was about to hit Dr. Chan with The Marauder, but he was hit with a Jim E Driver instead. Dr. Chan used this as an opportunity to hit a Medical Malpractice on Jim E, which allowed him to get the pinfall victory and become a 2-time PSA Ultimate Hour Champion!
AFTER HOURS: 07/12/22
Samuel Binglebottom hit the Bottom Feeder on Hasbulla to add another singles win to his résumé.
The next match on After Hours was a tag team match between The Disciples and The Fab Few. Draco pinned Robbins after the Proof of Faith to get the win.
Cali Dynamite added insult to injury by hitting Ezio Auditore with the Boomstick for the pinfall victory.
Azura hit the Lost in Translation on Lizzo to win the final match of After Hours.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 07/10/22
Robert Binglebottom opened the show to address the allegations pertaining to the attacks on his son, Benjamin Binglebottom. He asked Benjamin to come out, as he had a perfectly good reason for doing so. However, Robert was instead interrupted by Greg Richards. Richards told Mr. Binglebottom that he can forget whatever made-up excuse he has, because it will never be enough. Richards has seen Benjamin grow into a great man over the years, and he knows how important wrestling is to him. The fact that Robert was willing to sabotage his son for his own personal gain shows everyone how terrible of a human being he is. Robert tried to defend himself, but he was stopped once again. Richards said that if Binglebottom wants to be a real man, he will face “The Butler'' in a singles match next week. Binglebottom surprisingly accepted the proposal, but he gave a sly smile when doing so.
The first match of the evening saw Jimmy and Dr. Chris Chan face off in a Battle Nexus Quarterfinals match. Much like last week, Jimmy used cheap tactics to gain an advantage over Dr. Chan. After throwing his opponent into an exposed turnbuckle, Jimmy headbutted his opponent to get the shock win.
Before the next match could commence, Marcee came down to the ring to demand an explanation from Cory Parcher. She wanted to know why the inaugural PSA Women’s Champion is not even included in the Women’s Battle Nexus Tournament, but a woman like Karen, who has never won a match, is. Rather than speak with the General Manager, however, Karen came out to tell Marcee that tonight is going to be different. She will eat her words, as tonight will be remembered at the first win of Karen’s career! Marcee laughed at this idea, but they were both interrupted by Bruno Bolousek. The Ultimate Hour Champion said he is tired of Parcher ducking him, so he is challenging him to a match at Ground Zero. Marcee yelled at Bolousek, saying that if anyone deserved a match with Parcher, it’s her. They both had more to say, but PSA Officials removed them from the ring in time for the next match.
The next match saw Karen face Sheri Nichols in their Battle Nexus Qualifier. Sheri Nichols was impressive, but Karen was on another level. It took five Managers, but Karen fulfilled her promise by getting the first win of her career against Nichols.
As a result of Drew Pender’s win against Andrew Frankowski on last week’s Ultimate Hour, Dummy Wide have earned a PSA Tag Team Championship match against The Owskis at Ground Zero. Tonight, The “Candidates” of Hardcore came down to the ring to make a series of promises if they become Tag Team Champions. First, they will represent hardcore wrestling with dignity by disbanding the PSA Tag Team Championship and instilling the PSA Hardcore Tag Team Championship. Second, they will defend the Hardcore Tag Team Championship in a variety of extreme stipulations to bring prestige and credibility to the Title. Finally, they will ensure that tag teams that are not extreme enough, such as The Owskis, stay as far away from the PSA Hardcore Tag Team Championship as humanly possible. As the President and Vice President of Hardcore, Dummy Wide promise to “Make PSA Hardcore Again.”
Jeff “The Chef” Jonsun and Jim E competed in a Battle Nexus Quarterfinals match next. Jim E tried his best, but Jonsun hit 2 Flapjacks to get the win and advance to the next round.
Many were excited to hear Johnny Warren give an interview about his upcoming PSA World Championship match against Undkban. However, this never occurred. When the interview was about to begin, Warren received word that The Disciples were attacking his father, Tony Warren. Johnny tried to make it in time, but it was too late. Tony Warren was found incapicatated in the parking lot, and The Disciples were nowhere to be found.
Since the time that was allocated to Johnny Warren’s interview went unused, Leonard Lopez got the opportunity to speak to The PSA Faithful. Lopez said that last week’s match against Jimmy was the last straw. For the past several months, he has wrestled opponents that have flat out cheated to defeat him. He has tried his best to stay optimistic, but it is really hard for him to sit back and watch others succeed as a result of cheating. Before he could say anymore, the lights went out. When they came back on, he was met in the ring with the returning Observer! The two did not exchange words, as The Observer disappeared with another flash of the lights.
Maria Phoenix and Piggina met in the second Battle Nexus Qualifier of the evening. After being hit with the Phoenix Rising, Piggina was pinned by Maria Phoenix.
Trina Cooper came down to the ring next to address her attack on Brittany Blake. Cooper said that nothing that she did was personal. To put it simply, she wants to be a Champion. By attacking the Champion, she is undoubtedly next in line for a Title shot. She hopes that Blake is at 100% at Ground Zero, as Cooper wants there to be no excuses when she walks out as PSA Women’s World Champion.
Demolition Inferno and The International Icons competed in the second Trios Championship #1 Contendership Qualifier next. Demolition Inferno made short work of their opponent, as Cali Dynamite pinned Ezio following the Spitfire.
Before the Main Event, the PSA Faithful took a deep dive into TYSON’s PSA career. DDTyson appeared on the first event in PSA history as an entrant in the inaugural CKC Ladder Match. Despite losing the match, there were still hopes for the “Deadly Deaf Type” to achieve greatness. This never came to fruition, however, as DDTyson underwent a massive losing streak. With a win-loss of 2-10, DDTyson was released at the end of Season 2. Now that he is back, though, expectations are higher than ever. TYSON will prove the doubters wrong, and he will do so by capturing the PSA Ultimate Hour Championship.
The Main Event of Ultimate Hour was the final Battle Nexus Qualifier between Dalton Pepper and Pletch. In a surprise to many, Dalton Pepper got the biggest win of his career when he pinned the former World Champion following the Salt Shaker. After the match, Pepper helped Pletch to his feet. As The Pig stood in the ring, recovering from his injuries, Corwin appeared to attack his former rival!
AFTER HOURS: 07/05/22
The Men’s Battle Nexus continued between Mark Cooper and Craig Robbins. Cooper won fairly quickly when he hit Robbins with the Tornado Kick.
Ethan Vandiver and Jim E faced off in a Battle Nexus Qualifier next. It was a back-and-forth encounter, but Jim E hit the Jim E Driver to get the win.
Trina Cooper continued her reign of terror by getting a convincing win against a local competitor, Rachel Riverside.
Finally, Binglebottom Enterprises challenged Ezio Auditore and Hasbulla to a tag team match. Lochlan pinned Auditore to continue the momentum in Binglebottom Enterprises’ favor.
ULTIMATE HOUR CAPITAL SLAUGHTER: 07/03/22
Ultimate Hour opened with The Champion of The Summit, Johnny Warren. He thanked everyone in the PSA Faithful for believing in him, as there were many moments in the past year where he felt like he would never get this chance again. There is a lot more he wants to say, but there’s someone he needs to speak to first. He called out Undkban to face him man-to-man, and the Champion obliged. Warren said that the two have a lot of history together, but it will all come to an end at Ground Zero. Warren said Undkban better hold on to that Championship tight, as he’s going to kiss it goodbye in 35 days. The Champion did not say a word during this encounter, but this did not bother the challenger. Warren left Undkban alone in the ring while oozing the confidence he will need to become Champion.
The first match of the night was a Battle Nexus Qualifier between Leonard Lopez and Jimmy. Lopez was in control for much of the match, but Jimmy was able to keep up. Lopez went for the Jawbreaker, but Jimmy countered it into a pin. Seeing no other option, Jimmy grabbed Lopez’s tights to get the win. Lopez was so infuriated that he grabbed Jimmy, threw him in the ring, and hit him with a Jawbreaker before storming out.
Next, Cali Dynamite spoke in the ring about his victory over Voltand at The Summit. He was so happy to finally be rid of his mortal enemy, and that today is a new day for Demolition Inferno. He isn’t quite sure what is next for the trio just yet, but they are ready to take PSA by storm.
The following kontest was a Battle Nexus Qualifier between Brad Cooper and Jeff Jonsun. This was the most competitive match of the tournament so far, and the PSA Faithful were unsure of who they wanted to win. Regardless, Jonsun hit the Flapjack to get the pinfall victory. After the match, Jonsun had a change of heart and helped up Cooper. However, “The Butcher” took great offense from this, as he shoved Jonsun and stormed out of the arena.
The Owskis finally got the chance to party with their Tag Team Championship celebration! Although it was a great moment for the new Champions, it was cut short when Dummy Wide interrupted them. Drew Pender told the PSA Faithful that since he failed to defeat Corwin, he can no longer call himself the “King” of Hardcore in good conscience. However, he still wants to represent hardcore wrestling with integrity, and that’s why he’s out here right now. Not only does he want a Title, but Louie Hamstring wants one too. So, Dummy Wide is here to issue a challenge: if Drew Pender can defeat Andrew Frankowski tonight, then Dummy Wide will challenge The Owskis for the PSA Tag Team Championship at Ground Zero. Frankowski is never one to back down from a challenge, so the match was set for tonight’s Main Event.
Drov and Voltand faced off in a Battle Nexus Qualifier next. The two men threw each other like rag dolls, which was a sight to see for the PSA Faithful. In the end, Voltand hit a devastating Superplex on Drov that completely shattered the ring. With both men unable to compete, Voltand was ruled the winner of the match.
As backstage personnel were fixing the ring, TYSON came out on stage to address his return and his upcoming PSA Ultimate Hour Championship match. He said he came back for one reason and one reason only: to prove that Cory Parcher made the biggest mistake of his life. TYSON has never been management’s favorite, and that was evident when they let go of a man that was destined for greatness. Now that he’s back, however, this hatred for the General Manager will fuel him during this second run. He then turned his attention to the Champion, Bruno Bolousek. TYSON said that he has nothing but respect for Bolousek, as he is another man that Parcher does not want to see as a Champion. He looks forward to their upcoming Title match, as they are the two most deserving men in this company. The Champion then came out to face his challenger man-to-man. The two shook hands, but there was still tension in the air. Bolousek simply told TYSON “You better be the competition that I’ve been waiting for,” before he left the stage.
The Women’s Battle Nexus commenced in a singles match between Anne Griffin and Azura. Azura angered the Olympus member when she got the win via rollup.
Binglebottom Enterprises came out next, eager to give a huge announcement. First, however, Samuel Binglebottom welcomed his father, Robert Binglebottom. This is when Binglebottom introduced the newest addition to PSA’s Title lineup, the PSA Trios Championship! Since Binglebottom Incorporated sponsored the formation of the Title, Binglebottom Enterprises is automatically granted admission to the Championship match. Their challenger will be one of four teams: El Orgullo, The Enhancers, Demolition Inferno, and The International Icons. S.O.B. wanted to thank his father for always supporting him, especially when it was his idea to attack Benjamin Binglebottom earlier this season. Robert looked angered that Samuel mentioned this, but this immediately brought out Benjamin. He came out and immediately asked his father if this is true, but Robert couldn’t give a straight answer. Eventually, he gave a slight nod, which broke Benjamin’s heart. He stumbled out of the ring, shoving his father on his way out.
The first Trios Championship #1 Contendership qualifier match took place between El Orgullo and The Enhancers. Today was a day that no one in the PSA Faithful thought would come, as Magic Kitty 2567 got a distraction pin on Rafael Ramirez to give The Enhancers a huge win!
Brittany Blake came out next to discuss her Championship retention at The Summit. She gave credit to Anne Griffin for being a tough competitor, but now it was time to move on. Blake is ready for any challenger, so she emphatically said “bring it on!” As she was waiting for someone to come down the ramp, she was attacked from behind by Trina Cooper! Cooper carried out a massacre on the Champion as she put Blake through a table before locking her in a brutal guillotine choke. Cooper’s intentions were made clear: she wants to be the next PSA Women’s World Champion.
The Main Event saw Drew Pender compete against Andrew Frankowski in a match with huge implications. If Pender wins, Dummy Wide will challenge The Owskis at Ground Zero. Both men took each other to the limit, but only one could emerge victorious. Pender managed to hit the What Comes Up Must Come Down on Frankowski to get the win. The Owskis were not happy with this result, but Dummy Wide escaped through the crowd before it could turn physical.
AFTER HOURS: 06/28/22
Chad “Le Tigre” Broski faced El Gigante in the first Battle Nexus Qualifier of the season. Broski, who was not fully recovered from his PSA World Championship match at The Summit, was pinned by El Gigante following the Giantrana.
The Darakovs were looking to continue Demolition Inferno’s momentum in a tag team match against Shang-Chi and Ezio Auditore. Dmitry Darakov pinned Shang-Chi after he was hit with The Demolisher to get the win for The Darakovs.
Olympus faced Karen and Lizzo in another tag team match next. Lizzo was hit with God’s Fury, which allowed Maria Phoenix to get Olympus the victory.
Dr. Chris Chan squared off with Draco in an intense Men’s Battle Nexus Qualifier. Both men put up an impressive showing, but Dr. Chan hit the Medical Malpractice to advance to the next round of the tournament.
THE SUMMIT: 06/26/22
The Summit opened with the PSA World Championship match between Chad “Le Tigre” Broski and Undkban. It did not take long to get started, as the Champion attacked Broski in the middle of his entrance! To everyone’s surprise, Broski held his own for a time. He hit Undkban with two Tigre Drivers, but the Champion kicked out. “Le Tigre” tried to keep up the pace, but Undkban was on another level. He hit Broski with a Pharoah Punch and the Sands of Time to retain the Title.
Roster Rumble 8 was featured next. Although many of the competitors were impressive, Hasbulla was the one to emerge victorious.
The Avalanche Ladder Match was the next match of the evening. Draco, Drov, and Dr. Chris Chan were already announced as participants, but we were unsure of who the last competitor would be. To everyone’s surprise, it was the PSA Original DDTyson! The newly-named TYSON was not only physically more impressive, but he was smarter as well. This was evident when he climbed the ladder to retrieve the briefcase that guaranteed him an Ultimate Hour Championship match at Ground Zero!
Cali Dynamite and Voltand faced off one final time in a 30-Minute No Disqualification Iron Man match. The match was intense, brutal, and extreme, with the men brawling throughout the arena. In the end, Dynamite finally bested his foe 9 to 8 falls to win the match.
The PSA Ultimate Hour Championship was on the line when Shang-Chi challenged Bruno Bolousek. The Master of Martial Arts tried his best, but the Moscow Menace made short work of his opponent. As a result, Bolousek will face TYSON at Ground Zero for the PSA Ultimate Hour Title.
Next, Binglebottom Enterprises fought BnB and a partner of their choosing in a Falls Count Anywhere Trios match. Tonight saw another huge return, as Keith made his first appearance since his match with Samuel Binglebottom at Finest Hour! Despite not wrestling in months, Keith looked quite impressive in this match. Even so, it was not enough to get the win. S.O.B. low-blowed Greg Richards to get the win for Binglebottom Enterprises.
Anne Griffin and Brittany Blake competed for the PSA Women’s World Championship next. Anne Griffin put up an incredible fight, and she even hit The Talon on the Champion. However, Blake hit two Britt-Knees to get the win and retain the Championship.
Before the Main Event, Cory Parcher came out to announce the participants in this Season’s Battle Nexus Tournaments. For the first time, both the men’s and the women’s divisions will compete for a shot at their respective World Championship. The Men’s Battle Nexus will begin on the next edition of After Hours, while the Women’s will start on the next episode of Ultimate Hour.
The Main Event got underway as Johnny Warren and Corwin competed in the Battle for the Summit. Both men were desperate to win this match, as both want to get their hands on Undkban and the World Title. Warren got the first fall following the Shattering Infinity, but it did not deter Corwin. The former two-time World Champion hit the Crisis of Faith on Warren to even the odds. For the final fall, Warren hit another Shattering Infinity and the Art of War to pin Corwin and be crowned the Champion of The Summit! He will challenge Undkban at Ground Zero for the PSA World Championship.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 06/12/22
In the first match of The Summit Semifinals, Corwin faced his bitter rival, Drew Pender. The “King” of Hardcore put up a hell of a fight, but it was not enough to defeat the Devil’s Chosen One. Corwin enacted Judgement on Pender to move on to The Battle for the Summit.
Next, Anne Griffin and Brittany Blake met in the ring for a PSA Women’s World Championship Contract Signing. The confrontation was tense, but it did not turn physical. Griffin told Blake that she can try to keep the Title all she wants, but that will not be enough to avoid The Talon. The Champion said that Griffin can try every move she’s got; she will never defeat Brittany Blake. As Griffin was leaving, she shoved the Champion to turn the intensity up to another level.
The other match in The Summit Semifinals saw the Tag Team Champions, Johnny Warren and Pletch, face off prior to their Championship defense in tonight’s Main Event. Although the two are close friends, they made it clear to one another that they would not be holding back. Both men put up an incredible effort, but Warren hit Pletch with two Shattering Infinity’s to get the pinfall victory. He will face Corwin in The Battle for the Summit.
Samuel Binglebottom, flanked by Lochlan and Dean Cottonsmith, came down to the ring to issue Benjamin Binglebottom a challenge. S.O.B. said a real man can admit when they have been beaten, and that’s exactly what happened to him at Extreme Hour. However, he knows that Benjamin could never defeat the unit of Binglebottom Enterprises. So, Samuel challenged his brother to a Falls Count Anywhere trios match at The Summit. Benjamin came down to the ring and immediately accepted the challenge. He doesn’t know what he will do since Greg Richards is in the Avalanche Ladder Match, but he will take on all three of them alone if he has to. Before he could say any more, Greg Richards sneak attacked Lochan and Dean Cottonsmith. Before Richards ran after the escaping Lochlan and Cottonsmith, he told Benjamin that he will have his back at the Summit, as he has forfeited his place in the Avalanche Ladder Match. With Richards evening the score, Benjamin finally got his hands on Samuel, who received the beating of a lifetime.
The following Kontest was a First-Timer's #1 Contendership match, with the winner challenging for the PSA World Championship at The Summit. The four participants have never competed for any Title in PSA, so this opportunity was huge for Chad “Le Tigre” Broski, Craig Robbins, Dalton Pepper, and Ethan Vandiver. They all brought their A-Game, but Broski hit the Tigre Driver on Vandiver to get the win. He will stand toe-to-toe with Undkban soon.
Next, Dr. Chris Chan came down to the ring to give a medical analysis of his opponents in the Avalanche Ladder Match. Since Greg Richards is no longer a participant, his discussion was focused on Draco and Drov. As Chan was telling the PSA Faithful that Draco’s poor communication skills and Drov’s height make their chances of winning the match substantially lower, he was attacked by The Disciples! The former Tag Team Champions sent a message to everyone that stands in their way by attacking Dr. Chan with a steel chair.
Trina Cooper faced Marcee in a highly anticipated singles match. Although there was no personal vendetta before the match, it can be argued that one was formed as a result of this kontest. Cooper ended up with the victory, but it was not easy. It took two Devastators, a Final Destination, and a guillotine choke to finally get Marcee to pass out.
Since Cali Dynamite was banned from appearing on Ultimate Hour in person, he sent a satellite video from an undisclosed location. It was hard to see him, but his voice was loud and clear. Dynamite said that he hasn’t been as successful as he should be, and there’s only one man that is responsible: Voltand. Demolition Inferno are sick of their lives being tied to Voltand, and the upcoming Iron Man match is the way to do it. Dynamite then stepped out of the darkness to unveil a new look: short hair, no face paint, and street clothes. Dynamite signed off his message with this eerie phrase, “The next chapter of Demolition Inferno begins now.”
Sheri Nichols looked for retribution against Maria Phoenix following their encounter in last week’s Main Event. Despite her best efforts, Phoenix got the win when Nichols succumbed to the Phoenix Rising.
The Main Event finally saw The Owskis, The Coopers, and The War Hogs face off in a 3 Way Tag Team Heck in a Seck match for the PSA Tag Team Championship. This match was absolute carnage. Josh Grabowski threw Brad Cooper through the cage wall, Mark Cooper threw Pletch through the announce table from the top of the cage, and Johnny Warren put Mark Cooper through the roof of the cage. The final encounter was between The Owskis and The War Hogs. The challengers targeted Pletch, as he easily sustained the most damage in this match. The Owskis threw Warren out of the ring to pin a defenseless Pletch, but he immediately ran back in. Despite his singles success, Warren refused to abandon his friend. He slapped The Owskis across the face, saying that if they want to be Champions, they need to earn it. Warren put up an incredible effort, but competing in two grueling matches on the same night finally caught up with him. The numbers advantage allowed Andrew Frankowski to hit the Sandbag for the pinfall victory, making The Owskis the NEW PSA Tag Team Champions!
AFTER HOURS: 06/07/22
Dmitry Darakov destroyed Craig Robbins on his way to a quick victory.
Piggina got her first win in PSA when she hit Karen with the Hammy Hoedown.
Hernando Muertes hit the Death Drop on Shang-Chi to get a solid win over the kung fu master.
Jonsun Culinary Academy and Binglebottom Enterprises collided in tag team action. The match was competitive, but Lochlan pinned Jonsun following the Saucer Pass to get the win.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 06/05/22
The show began with Voltand in the ring. He said he is sick and tired of Cali Dynamite’s obsession with him. He has defeated him twice, and he is ready to move on to winning Championships. However, he will give Dynamite one last chance to prove himself in a 30-Minute Iron Man Match at The Summit. Cali Dynamite came out and promptly accepted the challenge, but not before turning their confrontation into an all-out brawl. As a result of their misconduct, both men have been banned from appearing on PSA television in-person until their third and final encounter at The Summit.
Next, 20 of PSA’s greatest competed in a Battle Royal to earn a spot in The Summit. Some men only got one elimination, such as Ethan Vandiver (Hernando Muertes) and Dean Cottonsmith (Dalton Pepper). However, some men had a remarkable amount of eliminations, including Louie Hamstring (Jimmy, Lochlan, Ethan Vandiver), Dmitry Darakov (Craig Robbins, El Gigante, Anton Darakov, Magic Kitty 256), and Lochlan (Chad Broski, Jim E, Rafael Ramirez, Dmitry Darakov). One of the most surprising successes was Jim E. He eliminated The Virtuoso and Miguel Francisco with ease, but he used questionable tactics to eliminate Leonard Lopez. This infuriated “The Gobstopper,” who yelled at the referees while leaving the arena. With a final four of Brad Cooper, Dean Cottonsmith, Louie Hamstring, and Jeff Jonsun, Cooper eliminated all three of his opponents to win the battle royal and earn a spot in The Summit.
Johnny Warren appeared backstage to formally apologize to the PSA Faithful for failing to defend the PSA Tag Team Championship last week. He knows that the situation was out of his control, but he could not help but feel responsible for letting everyone down. He promised to make it up to the PSA Faithful, and this starts tonight when both members of The War Hogs advance to the next round of The Summit.
The first Summit Qualifier was between Corwin, Drov, and Benjamin Binglebottom. The three men were desperate to advance, but only one man could. As Benjamin was inching close to a victory, Samuel Binglebottom appeared to distract his brother. This allowed Corwin to use his mystical powers to get the submission win on an incapcitated Benjamin Binglebottom.
Bruno Bolousek came out next to give his Ultimate Hour Championship Address to the PSA Faithful. He says that he is tired of everyone, including Cory Parcher, for disrespecting him. He sees himself as the greatest talent PSA has ever had, and he refuses to be treated as an afterthought. As a result, he has given Parcher an ultimatum: Bolousek will defend his Championship at The Summit, but only if a worthy challenger is chosen. If Bolousek is disrespected once again, however, there will be hell to pay.
The Second Summit Qualifier saw Johnny Warren, Greg Richards, and Brad Cooper battle for a spot in the next round of the tournament. This may have been the most physical match of the night, as none of the men were holding back. Despite his incredible performance earlier in the night, Brad Cooper was caught by surprise when Johnny Warren rolled him up for the win.
Next, Marcee returned to PSA! She was welcomed by the PSA Faithful, but she made it clear that she did not care what they think. She is upset that she lost her Championship, but there is something else she must address before she goes after the Title again. Before she could address what this issue is, she was interrupted by Trina Cooper. Cooper told her regardless of whether or not Marcee wants a rematch for the Women’s World Championship, it’s not going to happen. If anyone should be next in line, it’s the mixed martial artist. Marcee wanted to test this logic, so she challenged Cooper to a match on the next edition of Ultimate Hour. Cooper accepted, noting that this will be the biggest mistake Marcee has ever made.
The Third Summit Qualifier was between Pletch, Draco, and the Last Chance entrant. To everyone’s surprise, this turned out to be The Virtuoso. This match was Pletch’s match to win, as he went on a stair rampage on both his opponents. To no one’s surprise, Pletch pinned The Virtuoso following the Pork Chop.
The final Summit Qualifier was between Mark Cooper, Drew Pender, and Dr. Chris Chan This match was shockingly short, as Drew Pender threw out Dr. Chris Chan, hit Mark Cooper with a steel chair, and rolled up Cooper long enough to get the win. While many saw this as a controversial win, Pender still won while following the rules.
Before the Main Event, The Owskis surprisingly came down to ring to give a special announcement. They noted that it was a bummer that the Tag Team Championship was not defended last week, so they wanted to spice up the match between The War Hogs and The Coopers even more. To do so, they revealed that they will be exchanging the CKC to join the Heck in a Seck match next week!
The Main Event saw Brittany Blake and Sheri Nichols face Olympus’s Anne Griffin and Maria Phoenix in tag team action. The hatred between the four women was palpable, but the chemistry between Phoenix and Griffin allowed Phoenix to pin Sheri Nichols following God’s Fury.
AFTER HOURS: 05/31/22
Lochlan impressed many in his singles debut when he defeated Shang-Chi with the Land of the Lakes.
Karen’s losing streak continued when Maria Phoenix hit Phoenix Rising to get the quick win.
Dmitry Darakov squashed Ezio Auditore like a grape in his PSA debut.
The Disciples looked to settle their differences with Jim Squared in one final tag team match. Jim Squared looked more impressive than ever, but it was not enough to take down the former Tag Team Champions. Jimmy succumbed to a brutal submission by Drov to give The Disciples the win.
EXTREME HOUR: 05/29/22
Extreme Hour opened with the General Manager, Cory Parcher. He came out and mentioned that he has a huge announcement to give later tonight, but he wanted to first give some heartbreaking news. Due to travel and scheduling conflicts, tonight’s main event between The War Hogs and The Coopers cannot take place. It has been rescheduled in two weeks on the June 12 edition of Ultimate Hour. Parcher apologized for the inconvenience, but he hopes everyone still has an exciting night.
The first match of the evening was the hugely-anticipated Extreme Rules match between Jonsun Culinary Academy and Drew Pender’s team. Jonsun and Pepper were convinced that Pender would not find a partner, but they were poorly mistaken. The “King” of Hardcore found help from his new associate, Louie Hamstring. This new partnership found great success, as they defeated The Jonsun Culinary Academy when Drew Pender pinned Dalton Pepper following the Louieville Slugger and the What Comes Up Must Come Down. As the new iteration of Dummy Wide was celebrating their victory, the lights suddenly went out. When they came back on, Corwin was there to attack Pender! Hamstring tried to make the save, but the damage had already been done.
The next match of the evening was the Last Man Standing match between Benjamin Binglebottom and his brother, Samuel Binglebottom. The animosity between these two has been building for decades, and it finally came to a head here. S.O.B. tried everything he could to keep Benjamin down, including several Bottom Feeders and low blows. However, this only made Benjamin angrier. Benjamin subsequently hit two Down-and-Outs, a Bank Roller, and a low blow of his own to keep Samuel down long enough to get the win.
Grace Adonis faced off with Brittany Blake next. The other members of Olympus, Maria Phoenix and Anne Griffin, played a big factor in this match. They tried everything they could to help Adonis get the win. At one point, Adonis was able to hit the Fall From Grace and go for the pin. However, the pin was deemed invalid due to her having her feet on the ropes. This confrontation with the referee allowed Blake to get the win with the Britt-Knee. However, Olympus quickly ran into the ring and attacked the Champion. They were going to hit Blake with a steel chair, but Sheri Nichols came down to save her friend from the attack.
Before the Main Event, Cory Parcher came out once again to announce the biggest event in PSA history: The Summit. In this tournament, twelve men will compete for the opportunity to face the PSA World Champion at Ground Zero. Ten men will be granted a spot in The Summit based on their performance in the last year, while the remaining two positions will be determined via a battle royal and random lottery. The ten men that have been deemed worthy of participating in this year’s Summit are Corwin, Pletch, Drew Pender, Johnny Warren, Draco, Drov, Greg Richards, Benjamin Binglebottom, Dr. Chris Chan, and Mark Cooper. Next week, a 20 man battle royal will take place to determine the eleventh spot, and then one of the 19 men who do not win the battle royal will be selected as the twelfth entrant.
The Main Event of Extreme Hour was the 5 Man Elimination Match for the vacant PSA Ultimate Hour Championship. Bruno Bolousek, Cali Dynamite, Voltand, Dr. Chris Chan, and El Gigante were all determined to win the redesigned Title, but only one could emerge victorious. First, Voltand submitted Dr. Chris Chan with a crushing bearhug. Next, Voltand hit the Landungsbrücken and Bolousek hit the Maruader to eliminate El Gigante. Voltand then hit another Landungsbrücken on Cali Dynamite, but the leader of Demolition Inferno managed to kick out. However, Bolousek hit him with a devastating splash while he was still down to eliminate Dynamite. Finally, Bolousek submitted Voltand with the Russian Accordion to reclaim the PSA Ultimate Hour Championship!
AFTER HOURS: 05/24/22
Drov defeated Jim E with his finishing maneuver, Constancy.
Trina Cooper submitted Lizzo with an Ankle Lock after she was incapacitated due to The Devastator.
Rafael Ramirez got the win over The Virtuoso following The Stampede.
Binglebottom Enterprises’ Lochlan and Dean Cottonsmith had their in-ring debuts against The Fab Few. The newcomers looked quite impressive, as Lochlan pinned “Le Tigre” Chad Broski following the Saucer Pass.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 05/22/22
Cory Parcher opened the show to address the state of the PSA Ultimate Hour Championship. First, he wanted to thank Doctor Phase for all the hand work he gave to help make PSA what it is today. Next, he announced there will be a 5 Way elimination match at Extreme Hour for the vacant Ultimate Hour Championship. As for who will be participants in that match. He highlighted three men who he felt already earned their spots: Bruno Bolousek, Cali Dynamite, and Voltand. As for the other two entrants, they will be determined in two Qualifier matches that will take place later tonight.
The first match of the evening saw Trina Cooper take on Hayley in singles competition. The match was back-and-forth throughout, but Cooper hit the Final Destination to get the win.
Next, the world was introduced to the new and “improved” Binglebottom Enterprises. S.O.B. announced his two colleagues as Dean Cottonsmith and Lochlan. He met the two of them at college, and they have been inseparable ever since. As for Benjamin, Samuel wanted him to know that this was completely avoidable. Had he listened to his older brother from the start, none of this would have ever happened. Since he let his ego get the best of him, however, this scenario was inevitable. As such, Samuel said that it’s time to teach his brother one last lesson; at Extreme Hour, they will face each other in a Last Man Standing Match.
Although Samuel Bingelbottom was focused on his match with Benjamin next week, he actually had a match with Leonard Lopez next. Lopez has had a string of losses recently, and this frustration increased exponentially throughout. Every time Lopez got the upper hand, Dean Cottonsmith would find a way to sway the odds back in Binglebottom's favor. Samuel appeared to have the match won, but Drew Pender came down to the ring to even the odds for Lopez, who hit a Gobstopper to get a huge win! Drew Pender tried to celebrate with Lopez, but he was having none of it. He stormed backstage with Pender following shortly behind him.
Drew Pender did not understand why Lopez was so upset. After all, a win is a win, right? The “King” of Hardcore was doing him a favor, and he was hoping that Lopez would return the favor by being his tag team partner next week again the Jonsun Culinary Academy. Lopez was infuriated with Pender, and he did not hesitate to tell him how he saw it. First, Lopez values his integrity. He did not win that match fairly, and to him that is even worse than a loss. He’s not a cheater like Drew Pender. Second, he is offended that Drew Pender had to come and “save the day” because he thought he wasn’t capable of winning the match on his own. Lopez spit in Pender’s face before saying that he’d rather die than be his tag team partner. Pender was stunned, but this wore off when he saw Jeff “The Chef” Jonsun and Dalton Pepper making fun of him nearby. Pender stormed off before promising once again that he will have a partner by next week.
The first Ultimate Hour Championship Qualifier took place between Ethan Vandiver and Dr. Chris Chan. Vandiver put up a tremendous effort, as it took Dr. Chan three Medical Malpractices to get the win.
Brittany Blake came out next to call out Anne Griffin and the rest of Olympus. If it’s a fight Griffin wants, then she’s more than welcome to get her ass kicked. Olympus came out to the ramp, but Griffin said that it’s not a fight she wants. Rather, she wants a Championship match. Blake agreed, and added that they might as well do it right now. Griffin refused, saying that the Champion hasn’t earned a match with her yet. However, next week Brittany Blake can go one-on-one with Grace Adonis instead. The Champion accepted this proposal, noting that the damage she will inflict on Adonis will only be a fraction of what she will do to the leader of Olympus.
The second Ultimate Hour Championship Qualifier took place between Shang-Chi and the debuting El Gigante. This match was surprisingly competitive, but El Gigante still managed to walk out with the win.
Next, Ezio Auditore was scheduled to face El Chupapolla. After the Assassin’s entrance, however, it was clear this would not be the case. El Chupapolla was no more; the Hernando Muertes era was born. This new persona, as well as his partnership with El Orgullo, helped Muertes get the quick win over Ezio Auditore.
The Owskis faced The Fab Few next in a tag team match. The Fab Few looked really impressive in this match, but they were not enough to take down the Owskis. Andrew Frankowski pinned Chad Broski after the Sandbag to get his team the victory.
The War Hogs Main Evented the show to respond to The Coopers’ demands. Warren stated that if it’s a battle they want, it’s a war they’ll get. Not only that, but their war will be inside Heck in a Seck! The Champions want to put an end to The Coopers, and they will do so at Extreme Hour. This prompted the challengers to run down to the ring. The four men had an all-out Brawl as the show came to a close.
AFTER HOURS: 05/17/22
El Orgullo continued their winning streak by defeating The Enhancers when Rapido Ramirez pinned Magic Kitty 2567 following The Limiter.
Azura made short work of Karen after hitting the Lost in Translation.
Draco, with the assistance of Drov, defeated Jimmy with Devotion.
Dalton Pepper squared off with Leonard Lopez in the final match of After Hours. The kontest started off evenly-matched, but Jeff Jonsun used several underhanded tactics to give his protégé the upper hand. In the end, Jonsun cheated enough to help Dalton Pepper get the win. The Jonsun Culinary Academy wanted to add insult to injury by attacking Leonard Lopez with a steel chair, but Drew Pender came down to the ring to make the save! Pender looked for a thank you from Lopez, but he did not receive one. If anything, Lopez looked infuriated.
ULTIMATE HOUR 05/15/22
This edition of Ultimate Hour opened with a distraught Benjamin Binglebottom in the ring with Greg Richards and his brother, Samuel Binglebottom. He was upset that he didn’t win the World Title at Heat Wave, and he knows it is all because of the attack he sustained at the beginning of the night. He knows he let everyone, especially his father, down. He made a vow to the PSA Faithful: when he finds out who is responsible, he will make them wish they were never born. Samuel Binglebottom added that he will do whatever it takes to help make this happen. At this time, however, the screen turned on to reveal Robert Binglebottom, who announced that he found the backstage camera footage of Benjamin’s attack at Heat Wave. In the video, there were actually three attackers rather than the presumed one. However, their leader was revealed to be the treacherous Samuel Binglebottom! Benjamin and Richards were both in shock, and S.O.B. wasted no time in attacking his former partners. He signaled to the back so that his two accomplices could aid him in the decimation of BnB. The assault ended with a low-blow and Bottom Feeder to both Benjamin Binglebottom and Greg Richards.
Drew Pender was ready for a new challenger in his Extreme Open Challenge, but Dalton Pepper was determined to defeat the “King” of Hardcore. In their Extreme Rules match, Jeff Jonsun did everything he could to help Pepper win. Even so, Pender was still able to win following the What Comes Up Must Come Down. After the match, Jonsun revealed that he is cleared to compete by attacking his adversary after the match. Drew Pender managed to escape this attack. In doing so, he used his power to royally decree that in two weeks, they will face off on the second-ever Extreme Hour in an Extreme Rules tag team match.
Cali Dynamite stormed down to the ring in a fury and demanded he be given a microphone. He said that his loss to Voltand was a fluke, and he wants to prove it in a rematch, tonight! Voltand did not seem interested, but Dynamite shoved him in the face to grab his attention. The match is on, and it will happen in our Main Event!
The animosity between Azura and Hayley and their rivals, Olympus, was palpable for their tag team match. While two of the women were fighting in the ring, the other two women were battling one another across the arena. The match finally came to an end when Hayley showed the ultimate sign of disrespect on Grace Adonis by hitting her own Fall From Grace.
Next, we cut backstage to find El Chupapolla talking with Sr. Ramirez. He was telling the legend how much of a fan he was, as Ramirez was the one that inspired him to become a professional wrestler. Chupapolla noted that he has been struggling recently, and he was wondering if his hero could give him any advice. Sr. Ramirez thought about this for a second before he gave out a list of recommendations. First, he should ditch “El Chupapolla.” No one will ever take him seriously with a name like that. Second, he needs to start believing in himself more. He is a former Ultimate Hour Champion, and the only reason he lost it is because he lacked the confidence of a Champion. Finally, Sr. Ramirez smiled and said that he should join El Orgullo so that he can have help along the way. Chupapolla was shocked, but graciously accepted the offer. Come next week, El Chupapolla will be a changed man.
Brittany Blake faced Piggina after the latter demanded a rematch with the new Women’s World Champion. Piggina put up more of a fight than she did in their first encounter, but Blake still emerged victorious following the Britt-Knee. After the match, Anne Griffin came down to the ring and staked a claim to the Women’s World Championship. Blake was ready for the challenge, but Griffin got a cheap shot in before leaving the arena.
The Owskis finally joined forces in a No Disqualification match against their nemesis, Corwin. Corwin finally got what he wanted: to inflict pain on his opponents. The three men attacked each other with countless weapons across the arena. This carnage continued until Grabowski was able to pin Corwin long enough to get the victory. Although the Devil’s Chosen One may have lost the match, he still accomplished his goal of attacking those that have wronged him.
Unfortunately, Pletch was not able to attend this episode of Ultimate Hour. He was searching for a new house, as the oven he left on last month made his former home uninhabitable. Even so, Johnny Warren was ready for a fight against Craig Robbins. “Le Tigre” Chad Broski was ringside to help his tag team partner, but this was not enough to prevent Warren from getting the win. During the Champion’s celebration, The Coopers blindsided Warren and attacked him with chairs at ringside. They shouted that they decide when they are done with The War Hogs, and now is not that time.
Next, the PSA Faithful gave a standing ovation for the new PSA Ultimate Hour Champion, Doctor Phase. While it certainly started as a happy moment, it quickly turned heartbreaking. Phase was grateful for the opportunities that he received in PSA, but now he must move on to spend more time with his family. As a result, he is officially retiring and will vacate the Ultimate Hour Championship, effective immediately. As Phase was giving a final goodbye, Bruno Bolousek was found backstage demanding an explanation from Cory Parcher. Bolousek was infuriated that the referee in his Title defense cost him the match, and he demanded that he get his Championship back. Parcher was clearly stressed out due to the news he just received, so he announced that he will address the state of the PSA Ultimate Hour Championship on the next edition of Ultimate Hour.
Before the Main Event, Undkban was being recorded from an undisclosed location. The World Champion commended Benjamin Binglebottom for his efforts, but he was never going to become Champion; the Gods simply didn’t want it. As for what’s next for Undkban, he admitted that his future was unclear. For now, he will wait patiently for the Gods to reveal his future.
The Main Event was soon underway with the rematch between Cali Dynamite and Voltand. This match was even more competitive than the first, with both men being determined to hurt their opponent. In the end Voltand managed to pick up the win again with two Landungsbrückens. As Voltand was yelling at Dynamite, he was attacked from behind by two mysterious figures. Whoever they are, they aided Cali Dynamite in his assault on Voltand as the show came to an end.
AFTER HOURS: 05/10/22
Sheri Nichols faced Lizzo in an intense singles match. Lizzo had an incredible performance at Heat Wave, but Nichols defeated her when she hit the Nickel and Dime.
The Disciples were looking to recover from their recent losses in a tag team match against Jim Squared. Using the might of their supernatural forces, The Disciples hit the Proof of Faith so that Draco could pin Jimmy.
Dr. Chris Chan wanted to prove to everyone that he is not useless by getting a win against The Virtuoso. He was victorious following the Medical Malpractice, but it did not do much to change the PSA Faithful’s opinion of Dr. Chan.
Samuel Binglebottom looked to continue his momentum in his match with El Chupapolla. After using several questionable tactics against his opponent, S.O.B. hit the Bottom Feeder on El Chupapolla to get the win.
HEAT WAVE: 05/08/22
As the show began, we received breaking news that the #1 Contender, Benjamin Binglebottom, was attacked backstage. Benjamin was mostly unresponsive, but he did promise one thing: he will wrestle for the PSA World Championship tonight.
The first match of the night was the first-ever Women’s Roster Rumble. It was an action-packed match, but there was one woman that stood above the rest. Lizzo, after entering at the number 10 position, had a record-breaking 8 eliminations before winning the match.
The next event of the evening saw Brittany Blake get another shot at the PSA Women’s World Championship against Marcee. Both women brought their A-Game, and their efforts were commended appropriately by the PSA Faithful, However, only one could walk out Champion. After hitting a second Britt-Knee, Blake pinned Marcee to become the NEW PSA Women’s World Champion!
The hatred between Corwin and Josh Grabowski came to a head in their No Disqualification match next. They brawled throughout the arena, and a slew of weapons and objects were used to inflict punishment on one another. Grabowski put up an incredible effort, but he succumbed to Corwin’s Judgment after being thrown through a flaming table.
Bruno Bolousek came out next in anticipation for his Ultimate Hour Championship defense. He demanded a worthy challenger, and he got one in the form of Doctor Phase. The kontest was evenly matched, as both men were determined to emerge the victor. After the referee accidentally distracted Bolousek, Doctor Phase hit the Andown on his opponent to become the NEW Ultimate Hour Champion!
This edition of Drew Pender’s Extreme Open Challenge was a TLC match against the Jonsun Culinary Academy’s protégé, Dalton Pepper. Pepper was quite impressive in this bout, as winning a match of this magnitude would have been the biggest of his career. Despite his best efforts, Pender climbed the ladder and retrieved the briefcase for the victory.
The Coopers and The War Hogs collided in a Ladder Match for the PSA Tag Team Championship. There was clear animosity between these teams, as all four men made an effort to punish their opponents. After an intense battle, Warren climbed the ladder following Pletch’s double Pork Chop on The Coopers to retrieve the Titles and remain Tag Team Champions.
Cali Dynamite and Voltand finally got their hands on one another in singles action next. It started out professional, but the atmosphere got more intense as the match went on. To many’s surprise, Voltand hit Dynamite with the Landungsbrücken at the perfect time to get the victory. Voltand tried to shake his opponent’s hand after the match, but Dynamite slapped his hand away and stormed off.
The Main Event was the wildly-anticipated showdown between Benjamin Binglebottom and Undkban for the PSA World Championship. As was promised, Robert Binglebottom made his PSA debut when he accompanied his son down to the ring. When the match began, Undkban was determined to make Binglebottom suffer. However, it was not that easy. Benjamin kicked out of two Sands of Times as well as an Ankhasault, which has never happened before. As Benjamin began to make his comeback, Robert Binglebottom left the arena in disappointment. This distracted Benjamin long enough for Undkban to hit a Pharaoh Punch on the challenger. This impact, combined with the injuries he sustained earlier in the night, knocked Binglebottom out upon contact. This allowed Undkban to leave Heat Wave the same way he entered: PSA World Champion.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 04/24/22
As the show began, we were provided with backstage footage that was captured earlier in the day. In it, we saw Greg Richards confronting Samuel Binglebottom over the attacks that have been occurring since the beginning of Season 3. He accused Samuel of being responsible for the attacks, as it was obvious that he was not actually hurt last week. S.O.B. flat out denied this, and he even accused Richards of being jealous of him from the start and claimed that Richards has tried to drive a wedge between the Binglebottoms since the beginning. The tension between the two continued to escalate, so Cory Parcher broke them apart and said that the only way to resolve this issue was through a singles match that would open tonight’s Ultimate Hour!
As was promised, Greg Richards faced Samuel Binglebottom in the first match of Ultimate Hour. Surprisingly, Samuel Binglebottom never cheated during the match. He wanted to prove to everyone that he is just as good as he says he is. Both men also hit their signature moves, but it was not enough to keep them down. After being hit with a devastating move, S.O.B. took his opponent by surprise with a roll-up to earn the victory. This earned the respect of Richards, who shook Binglebottom’s hand following the kontest.
Andrew Frankowski looked to avenge his tag team partner in a match with Grabowski’s bitter rival, Corwin. The two had an intense match, but Corwin still emerged the victor when he submitted Frankowski with Judgment. After the match, everyone was shocked to see Josh Grabowski come out and attack Corwin with a kendo stick! These two have unsettled business, and they will have a chance to settle this in a No Disqualification match at Heat Wave.
Benjamin Binglebottom and Undkban were interviewed in the ring prior to their huge PSA World Championship match at Heat Wave. Binglebottom was super passionate about this opportunity, as he sees it as the first time he can truly make his father proud. In fact, he revealed that his father, Robert Binglebottom, will be ringside during the match to cheer Benjamin on. Undkban said that as sweet as that may be, the Gods have willed Undkban to the status of World Champion. This divine reign has only just begun, and it will not end at the hands of a petulant child. The two had a tense staredown before Benjamin exited the ring.
Hayley, Azura, and Sheri Nichols looked for retribution against the newest faction in PSA, Olympus. The six women battled across the arena, but Olympus emerged victorious when Grace Adonis pinned Hayley following the Fall From Grace.
This week, Drew Pender’s Extreme Open Challenge took place inside a Steel Cage. A ghost from Pender’s past, Leonard Lopez, was the one to answer the challenge. Lopez prided himself on knowing his opponent like the back of his hand, and this appeared to be the case when he had the upper hand throughout the match. At a crucial moment in the match, Lopez got overconfident and climbed the cage for a huge dive. Drew Pender managed to move out of the way and use this miscalculation as an opportunity to climb out the cage himself, which secured the win. Lopez was visibly upset following this loss.
The War Hogs came out next to address their challengers, The Coopers, before their match at Heat Wave. Warren said that they are not only the greatest tag team in PSA, but they are the greatest tag team in the world. The Coopers can try all they want, but they don’t have the drive or the will like The War Hogs do. Pletch added that they thought it would be cool to see a pig climb a ladder, so their Tag Team Championship match at Heat Wave will indeed be a ladder match. Before leaving, Warren urged The Coopers to bring the best they’ve got, even though that’ll never be enough to become Champions.
Bruno Bolousek was found backstage staring daggers into the camera. Bolousek screamed that Parcher better be telling the truth about his challenger at Heat Wave, as there will be “dire consequences” for those that get in his way of domination.
Brittany Blake faced Piggina as a warm-up for her PSA Women’s World Championship match at Heat Wave. It did not take much, as it only took one Britt-Knee for Blake to get the victory. After the match, Marcee came out to have a tense staredown with her challenger.
Cali Dynamite and Voltand had a contract signing prior to their singles match at Heat Wave. Originally, this kontest appeared to be nothing more than two men trying to prove their worth in PSA. As Cali Dynamite left the meeting, however, he shoved Voltand out of the way. It appears that this match has gotten more personal for these men than may have initially been expected.
The Main Event of Ultimate Hour saw the former friends, Doctor Phase and Dr. Chris Chan, finally face off in singles competition. It was heartbreaking to see a close partnership become so volatile, but it made the match a must-see for members of the PSA Faithful. After a hard fought encounter, Doctor Phase collided with the Andown to pin Dr. Chris Chan and emerge the victor.
AFTER HOURS: 04/19/22
El Chupapolla’s inability to consistently win became evident as Dalton Pepper pepper sprayed his opponent to get the roll-up victory.
Andrew Frankowski squashed Magic Kitty 2567 like a grape with the Sandbag. After the match, he challenged Corwin to a match on Ultimate Hour for what he did to his tag team partner, Josh Grabowski.
The Fab Few had their tag team debut next against The Coopers. Much to their disappointment, Mark Cooper hit the Cyclone Kick on Craig Robbins to get the win and continue their journey towards the PSA Tag Team Championship.
Anne Griffin faced Azura next in a big-time women’s division match. Maria Phoenix and Grace Adonis aided their fellow Olympus member by distracting Azura long enough for Griffin to hit the Talon and secure the victory.
AFTER HOURS: 04/12/22
Doctor Phase proved that his split from Dr. Chris Chan was justified when he got his first win of Season 3 by defeating Shang-Chi.
The newly-revamped El Orgullo has begun a winning streak with a solid win over Jim Squared.
Karen is tired of constantly losing, but this was not enough to prevent losing to Hayley.
Dr. Chris Chan continued to show his skill as a singles competitor when he was victorious over Ezio Auditore.
ULTIMATE HOUR EASTER EXTRAVAGANZA: 04/10/22
Before the show started, there was once again a brutal attack by a mysterious figure. This time, however, it was Samuel Binglebottom that was the victim of the assault. He is currently being medically evaluated, but it is possible that he may not be able to compete in the gauntlet match tonight.
The opening match saw the next edition of Drew Pender’s Extreme Open Challenge. He issued a No Holds Barred match, and Voltand was the one to answer the call. It was an intense fight, but Pender locked in the Crossface long enough for Voltand to pass out from the pain. As Pender was exiting, Cali Dynamite was seen celebrating his adversary’s loss from a distance.
Chad Broski came out next to give a “fabulous” announcement. He revealed his close friend, Craig Robbins, as a new member of the PSA roster. Together, The Fab Few will put the entire locker room on notice.
Johnny Warren faced Mark Cooper with their respective tag team partners at ringside. Early into the match, Pletch ran out of the arena, shouting “I left the oven on!” Even though Warren was left on his own, he was more than capable of being a threat in the ring. Both men had more in the tank, but Warren rolled-up Cooper to get the quick victory. The celebration was short lived, however, as the Coopers took their frustration out on the Tag Team Champion.
Ramirez, Francisco, and Sr. Ramirez were interviewed backstage next. Sr. Ramirez made it clear that the joke tag team formerly known as the Limitless Luchadores is no more. From here on out, El Orgullo is ready to take over.
We received breaking news that a brawl was taking place backstage right now! Not only that, but it featured the return of Corwin, who we have not seen since he lost the PSA World Championship at Finest Hour! He was found sending a message to Josh Grabowski, a former rival. Whatever the problem was, it was clearly personal, as Corwin put Grabowski through a table to incapacitate his victim.
Following the carnage that was just seen backstage, Anne Griffin came down to the ring with her new accomplices. Griffin saw this as the perfect time to formally introduce the world to Olympus. She said that she was tired of people not taking her seriously. She knows that her physique combined with her in-ring ability makes her comparable to the gods. As such, she searched far and wide for two women who also fit this description. With Grace Adonis and Maria Phoenix at her side, Griffin believes that anything they desire is within reach. She issued a warning to all women in PSA: stay away, or pay the price.
Doctor Phase and Dr. Chris each gave separate interviews backstage. Both men revealed the deep-seeded hatred that has been brewing for months behind the scenes. They both agreed to a match next week. This match will prove who was always the better Doctor, once and for all.
General Manager Cory Parcher was interviewed backstage. He clarified that he isn’t quite sure who will face Bruno Bolousek at Heat Wave quite yet, but he can promise that it will be Bolousek’s biggest challenger yet.
Before the gauntlet match, Brittany Blake came down to the ring and called out Marcee. Blake said that she respects Marcee as a competitor and as a Champion, but she will do whatever it takes to become the new PSA Women’s World Champion. Marcee laughed in her challenger’s face, saying that she hopes she tries. Marcee is not concerned about her opponent in the slightest, as she referred to herself as the “one and only PSA Women’s World Champion.” The two got into a tense staredown before Blake angrily exited the ring.
The remainder of the show consisted of the 5 man gauntlet match to determine Undkban’s challenger at Heat Wave. To open the match, Ethan Vandiver faced off against Leonard Lopez. Lopez was still not 100% following his match with Undkban, but he refused to let this play a factor in his match. Despite his best efforts, Lopez succumbed to 5 Time Warps, which was enough to give Ethan Vandiver the win.
The next entrant of the gauntlet was Benjamin Binglebottom. He and Vandiver had a back and forth encounter, as both men wanted to prove themselves in the main event scene. Binglebottom managed to roll-up Vandiver long enough to secure the victory.
As Binglebottom was waiting in the ring, he was met with his tag team partner and mentor, Greg Richards. Both men made it clear that they did not want unfair treatment; only the best man was to emerge the victor. This ended up being Binglebottom following an impactful Bankroller. Before he left the ring, Richards embraced Benjamin and raised his hand as a sign of respect.
As they were celebrating, Samuel Binglebottom began to limp down to the ring. He said that even though he is not feeling the greatest, he is willing to tough it out. As soon as the bell rang, however, S.O.B. acted as if nothing was wrong with him. Despite having endured tremendous pain, Benjamin hit the Down-And-Out on his brother, earning the victory and the PSA World Championship match at Heat Wave.
AFTER HOURS: 04/05/22
Leonard Lopez bounced back following his loss at Now or Never by defeating “Le Tigre” Chad Broski with a Super Jawbreaker.
The Coopers continued to dominate their opponents when Brad Cooper pinned Magic Kitty following the CKO.
Trina Cooper made short work of Karen with the use of the Final Destination.
It was a battle of former Ultimate Hour Champions as Jim E faced off with El Chupapolla. Chupapolla was able to secure the victory over his opponent by using the Gawk Gawk 3000.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 04/03/22
Cory Parcher came to the ring to open the first Ultimate Hour of Season 3. He welcomed everyone back to PSA, but he said it was now time to get down to business. Since Undkban retained the PSA World Championship at Now or Never, a new challenger must be determined. Before he could reveal what this process would entail, however, he was interrupted by Samuel Binglebottom. S.O.B. came down and demanded a Title shot, as there was no one else worthy of being a Champion. Greg Richards came out next, as he said he deserved a chance at the #1 Contendership due to losing his spot in the CKC Ladder Match last week. Before the confrontation between these two could get too heated, Benjamin Binglebottom came out next to stake a claim to the World Title. Ethan Vandiver also came out, saying that it is his destiny to be in the #1 Contendership match. Finally, Leonard Lopez came out and said that Undkban cheated to win at Now or Never. In his eyes, he just needs one more chance to prove himself. Rather than selecting one man to face Undkban, Parcher decided that there will be a gauntlet match next week, with the winner facing Undkban at Heat Wave.
The first match of the evening saw The Docs face The Owskis in their tag team debut. The newcomers looked very impressive despite never having a tag match before, and the hostility between Phase and Chan escalated enough to cost them the victory. After Grabowski pinned Dr. Chris Chan, Doctor Phase slapped his partner in the face and shouted “we’re done!” To the dismay of many, The Docs are no more.
Cali Dynamite came down to the ring to address the PSA Faithful for the first time. He thanked everyone for the warm welcome, but he has business to attend to. He is here for one thing and one thing only: to win Championships. He wanted to win the CKC to make this process easy, but a man by the name of Voltand ruined this. The Bruiser promptly walked down to the ring, but this did not stop Dynamite from continuing to lay into him. He said that he has no problem earning a Championship match, but he is not going to do so without making Voltand’s life a living hell. Voltand, staring daggers into his adversary, simply said “I’d love to see you try.” The human embodiment of a polar bear chuckled, pushed Dynamite to the side, and exited the ring while exuding confidence.
The second edition of Drew Pender’s Extreme Open Challenge was a Falls Count Anywhere match. Since Shang-Chi answered the call, the match was an intense battle. They fought throughout the arena, and it took 3 What Comes Up Must Come Downs, one of which involved going through the table, for Drew Pender to secure the win.
The Coopers came out next, but they were visibly upset. They couldn’t understand why Jim Squared got a shot at the PSA Tag Team Championship when not only are they more deserving, but they beat Jim Squared convincingly last season. They called out the War Hogs directly, saying that if they truly wanted a challenge, it was standing right in front of them. The Champions came out and promptly accepted this proposal, but not before Johnny Warren issued a challenge of his own to Mark Cooper. The two will face off in a singles match next week, with the winner picking the stipulation for their upcoming Title Match.
The Limitless Luchadores were ready to make their Season 3 debut against The Disciples, but not before they announced the newest member of PSA. Out came Rapido Ramirez’s father, “El Leon” Sr. Ramirez. Not only is he a wrestling legend that has won countless Championships across the world, but he is the perfect man to turn the Limitless Luchadores’ luck around. Despite the odds appearing to be insurmountable, Ramirez managed to hit the Lion Driver on Drov to get a huge win over the former Tag Team Champions.
Jeff “The Chef”Jonsun came down to the ring next, but he was noticeably limping. When he finally got to the ring, he announced that the injuries he sustained from his match at Finest Hour had rendered him unable to compete for the time being. However, he has still found a way to make his presence known in PSA. With the success of his bestselling cookbook, he will use his fame and fortune to elevate new stars in the wrestling and culinary communities through the Jonsun Culinary Academy. He was proud to announce that his first protégé is a young man by the name of Dalton Pepper. To prove how talented he truly is, he wrestled Ezio Auditore right away.
In the match of Dalton Pepper vs Ezio Auditore, Jonsun showed that he made a great choice for his first student. Pepper quickly picked up the cunning nature of his mentor, as he sprayed pepper spray in Auditore’s face while the referee was not looking to hit the Salt Shaker and walk out victorious.
Bruno Bolousek was found backstage visibly upset. He clutched his Ultimate Hour Title and looked directly into the camera, saying “I have decimated every man that dares stand in my way. I am tired of conquering my opponents with ease. Not only do I deserve worthy competition, I demand it! Cory Parcher, if you do not give me a challenge for Heat Wave, you will be the one to pay for it.”
The first episode of Ultimate Hour in Season 3 was also the first show in PSA to be Main Evented by two women! Hayley and Brittany Blake were both vying for a PSA Women’s World Championship match, and both of them brought their A-Game. During the match, Anne Griffin, along with two other women, came down to the ring to distract Hayley. This allowed Brittany Blake to hit the Britt-Knee on Hayley, earning herself the victory as well as a Women’s World Championship match at Heat Wave.
AFTER HOURS: 03/29/22
Voltand continued to intimidate his opponents as he went one-on-one with The Virtuoso. He made short work of his competition by hitting him with the Landungsbrücken.
The Enhancers had a chance to course-correct with Magic Kitty 2567 vs Ethan Vandiver. To no one’s surprise, however, Vandiver got the win with the Time Warp.
The newest member of The Enhancers, Karen, also had the opportunity to secure her first win. Unfortunately, it would have to be against the likes of Anne Griffin. She was still infuriated after being pinned at Now or Never, so she was taking her anger out on her opponent. Griffin easily hit The Talon to secure the victory.
The Binglebottoms settled their differences with The Docs in a tag team match. The animosity was palpable following the CKC Ladder Match at Now or Never, but both teams managed to stay focused on the task at hand. Even so, the Binglebottoms secured the victory. This occurred when Samuel Binglebottom Low-Blowed Dr. Chan on the outside of the ring while Benjamin pinned Doctor Phase with the Down-and-Out. Chan tried to explain what happened, but Phase stormed out of the arena before he could tell the full story.
NOW OR NEVER: 03/27/22
PSA is back for an action-packed Season 3! Before the show could even begin, however, there was a backstage report that Greg Richards was attacked earlier in the night, and no one knows who is responsible. Medical staff have ruled Richards unfit to compete in the CKC Ladder Match later tonight, so a suitable replacement will be found.
The first match of the night saw El Chupapolla challenge Bruno Bolousek for the PSA Ultimate Hour Championship. This match was incredibly competitive, but Chupapolla came up short against the Champion when he was hit with The Marauder.
The next kontest was the first edition of Drew Pender’s Extreme Open Challenge. It was accepted by ”Le Tigre” Chad Broski in what ended up being an Extreme Rules match. They beat each other to a pulp, but Pender locked in the Crossface long enough to incapacitate Broski for the win.
The four women that did get receive a Champion match in Season 2, Hayley, Anne Griffin, Trina Cooper, and Karen, competed in the first of two #1 Contendership matches. Anne Griffin had the match won after hitting Karen with the Talon and throwing Trina Cooper to the outside, but Hayley rolled up Griffin to secure the first win of her career. Griffin and Cooper were left fuming after the match, but Hayley made sure to celebrate.
The PSA Tag Team Championship was on the line as Jim Squared took The War Hogs to the limit. Both teams set out to prove that they belong in the Title picture, but Warren pinned Jim E with the Warhammer to prove that they are the better team.
The first Roster Rumble of Season 3 took place next. This featured several members of previous Roster Rumbles, which led to a star-stuffed event. Ezio Auditore eliminated 3 participants after entering at the 17th position to win the match and get a spot on the PSA roster.
Azura, Brittany Blake, and Sheri Nichols competed for another shot at the PSA Women’s World Championship. Blake hit Nichols with the Britt-Knee to get the win. She will face Hayley on the first Ultimate Hour of Season 3 to determine who will challenge Marcee at Heat Wave.
The next match saw eight of PSA’s greatest compete in the CKC Ladder Match. Benjamin Binglebottom, Samuel Binglebottom, Josh Grabowski, Andrew Frankowski, Doctor Phase, and Dr. Chris Chan all made their return, while Voltand and Cali Dynamite made their PSA debuts. Every man wanted this win, but Grabowski, with the help of his new tag team partner Andrew Frankowski, secured the briefcase in front of a rabid crowd.
The Main Event of Now or Never was fought between Leonard “The Gobstopper” Lopez and Undkban for the PSA World Championship. Lopez was put through immense damage, to the point where he was bleeding all over the ring. Although he showed immense courage, Undkban hit him with a catching Pharaoh Punch to retain the Title.