SEASON 6 RESULTS
GROUND ZERO NIGHT TWO: 08/08/23
Night Two of Ground Zero opened with Brittany Blake vs Cruella Castonova for the PSA Women’s World Championship! After a wicked battle, Blake hit the Goldie-DT to pin Castonova and become the new PSA Women’s World Champion!
Next, Dru and Cory Parcher fought for control of PSA in a Last Parcher Standing match. After starting in the ring, the war waged on across the entire arena. The brothers eventually made their way backstage, which turned the intensity up to 11. After climbing up to the scaffolding, Dru threw Cory through the guardrail, where he fell into a spotlight below. This action secured the victory for Dru Parcher, who is now the undisputed leader of PSA.
The inaugural Roster Roulette Champion was crowned in a Blindfold match between Janice Janet and Hayley. As soon as Janet was blindfolded, Hayley ran full force and hit her with a brutal Spear. This allowed Hayley to secure the win and become the Roster Roulette Champion in one of the shortest matches in PSA history.
The Fall of Olympus unfolded before our very eyes as Anne Griffin, Grace Adonis, and Maria Phoenix faced off. After Phoenix and Griffin teamed up to incapacitate Adonis, Griffin was hit with Maria’s Inferno, securing the victory for Maria Phoenix.
Ben Richards and TYSON finally collided in their highly-anticipated Unsanctioned Match. Luckily, the two men did not disappoint. Every weapon was used to enact destruction, and TYSON even went through a ladder! In the end, however, TYSON hit the Dome Driver after throwing Richards through a table in the corner to win the match.
Heather N. Marcus and Macho Mars faced off, with the winner being named #1 Contender to the PSA Women’s World Championship. With two Beauty Marks, HNM pinned Macho Mars and sealed a date with Brittany Blake for the Title on the Anniversary Edition of Ultimate Hour.
Next, The Coopers, The Time Giants, and JX2 competed for the PSA Tag Team Championship. Amidst the chaos, Mark Cooper hit El Gigante with the Tornado Kick to crown The Coopers as the new PSA Tag Team Champions!
In the Main Event, Josh Grabowski got the opportunity of a lifetime against Drew Pender and his PSA World Championship. The match started out as a fair fight, but Pender soon employed the aid of Pimbleton. He continued to distract Grabowski, which turned the tide in favor of the Champion. At a critical point in the match, the referee was knocked unconscious. Pimbleton went to hit Grabowski with a steel chair, but he was saved by Andrew Frankowski! “The Engineer” sent Pimbleton packing, which evened the score for the Championship bout. Grabowski rolled out of the ring to catch his breath, but the world was shocked when Andrew attacked his friend! He threw Grabowski into the stairs, and then rolled him back in the ring. Drew Pender watched in shock as Frankowski proceeded to hit the Sandbag on Grabowski directly on the steel chair! Frankowski left as the referee woke back up, so he didn’t see any of the carnage that just took place. As a bloodied Grabowski rose to his feet, Pender hit the Spear to win the match and secure his place as the God of PSA.
GROUND ZERO NIGHT ONE: 08/01/23
Ground Zero started with a bang, as Johnny Warren and Pletch waged war in a Final Hour Deathmatch! The bitter rivals used every weapon at their disposal against one another, leading to complete chaos. After powerbombing Pletch through a flaming table, Warren hit the Warhammer to put an end to the carnage.
Dru Parcher came out next to greet the PSA Faithful. He told those in attendance that ever since he has taken over as General Manager, PSA has been bigger and better than ever! In his eyes, he has taken this company to the next level, and this is only the beginning. To his surprise, he was interrupted by his brother, Cory! The Founder of PSA told Dru that his reign of terror will soon come to an end. On Night Two, the Parcher Brothers will fight for control of PSA!
Next, Bruno Bolousek, Cali Dynamite, Voltand, Dave, and Dr. Chris Chan competed in the Ultimate Opportunity Ladder Match. Amidst the chaos, Dr. Chan climbed the ladder and secured the briefcase. With this, he will challenge the Ultimate Hour Champion on the Anniversary Edition of Ultimate Hour.
Keith and Leonard Lopez got an opportunity to settle their differences when they faced each other in singles action. Lopez tried to cheat his way to a victory, but Keith refused to let this behavior slide. After countering a low blow, Keith hit the Shock and Awe on Lopez to get the win. After the match, Keith extended his hand yet again. Surprisingly, Lopez shook his hand out of respect for sticking to his morals.
Sheri and Spack and The Fab Few came to a head in a mixed tag team match. Broski and Jarrow brawled on the outside, which left Flozelle and Swashbucklin’ Sheri alone in the ring. The chaos came to an end when Flozelle hit the À La Mode on Sheri to pick up the victory.
P-Money and Samuel Binglebottom collided in a Moneyball match, with each fall being worth a million dollars. When all was said and done, S.O.B. was victorious with a score of 4-2. As a result, P-Money will have to pay 2 million dollars on the Anniversary Edition of Ultimate Hour!
The Disciples took on the Jonsun Culinary Academy in a highly-anticipated matchup for the PSA Trios Championship. It was a hard-fought battle, but Undkban submitted Jeff Jonsun after hitting the Sands of Time to help his team retain the gold.
The Main Event saw Andrew Frankowski challenge Corwin for the Ultimate Hour Championship inside the Devil's Playground. After a brutal match, "The Devil's Chosen One" knocked out the bloodied Frankowksi with the Crisis of Faith to win the match and retain the Ultimate Hour Championship.
ULTIMATE HOUR SUMMER SERIES: 07/25/23
Brittany Blake and Cruella Castonova opened Ultimate Hour with the PSA Women’s World Championship Contract Signing. The two women had mutual respect for one another, but their loss to Heather N. Marcus and Macho Mars last week added tension to the upcoming Title Bout. Both women signed the contract before having a tense staredown.
Brock Lee stepped in the ring with Drov to build momentum for Ground Zero’s Trios Championship match. Lee was able to hit the Health Kick and secure the win thanks to the chaos that erupted ringside.
Chad Broski, Flozelle, Spack Jarrow, and Swashbucklin’ Sheri were found backstage in a physical altercation! To settle this rivalry, the two pairs will battle at Ground Zero in a mixed tag match.
Following Samuel Binglebottom’s elimination in the Beachside Battle Royal, Binglebottom Enterprises demanded a meeting with P-Money and The Entourage. The meeting started cordially, but tensions rose when P-Money insulated that he had more money. This infuriated S.O.B., who told P-Money that his net worth is a drop in the bucket compared to the Binglebottom family. The two will settle this in a Moneyball match at Ground Zero, with each fall being worth a million dollars!
The Roster Roulette Tournament continued with a Ladder Match between Cactus Jaq and Hayley. After hitting a brutal Spear, Hayley climbed the ladder and secured her place in the Roster Roulette Championship match.
After the Contendership Carnage match last week, Leonard Lopez wanted to speak with Keith. Lopez had a burning question for Keith: why is he always so positive? After everything that he’s been through, why does “Mr. Lose Guy” keep trying? Keith said that he has been beaten down more than most, but that’s not an excuse to give up on himself. He knows what he is capable of, and he’s not going to let anyone get in the way of that. This answer was not good enough for Lopez, who was clearly jealous of Keith’s optimism. Keith went for a handshake, but Lopez smacked it away and stormed out. The two will collide in singles action at Ground Zero.
Janice Janet faced La Biblioteca in a Submission match. After wearing her opponent down, Janet made her opponent tap out to a brutal armbar. Janice Janet will now face Hayley at Ground Zero for a chance to be the inaugural Roster Roulette Champion!
Grace Adonis, flanked by Damascus and Sinn, addressed Anne Griffin and Maria Phoenix. They will pay for casting her aside, as the Fall of Olympus culminates in a 3 Way at Ground Zero!
El Gigante, Mark Cooper, James Jindrak wrestled in anticipation of the PSA Tag Team Championship match at Ground Zero. After taking out Gigante, Cooper hit the Tornado Kick on Jindrak to pin one of the Tag Team Champions!
In addition to the matches already confirmed for Ground Zero, Dru Parcher announced that Cali Dynamite, Voltand, Bruno Bolousek, Dr. Chris Chan, and Dave will compete in the Ultimate Opportunity Ladder Match on Night One. The winner of this match will face the Ultimate Hour Champion on the Anniversary Edition of Ultimate Hour. Also, Heather N. Marcus and Macho Mars will compete in a #1 Contendership match, with the winner facing the PSA Women’s World Champion on the same night!
Johnny Warren spoke in the locker room about his upcoming Final Hour Deathmatch with Pletch at Ground Zero. He said that the best revenge is letting karma do its job, but he can’t wait that long. Pletch used to be his best friend; now he is his worst enemy. The two will have an absolute war, and only one is going to walk out on their own two feet.
Before the night was over, The Owskis came to the ring to rally the PSA Faithful behind them. Luckily, everyone in the arena is eager to see the pair become Champions. Corwin and Drew Pender came to the ring to have a tense staredown with the Challengers, but the action will have to wait for Ground Zero.
ULTIMATE HOUR TIDAL WAVE: 07/18/23
Ultimate Hour Tidal Wave kicked off with the #1 Contender, Josh Grabowski. He wanted to thank everyone for never giving up on him; with the power of the PSA Faithful behind him, there’s no doubt in his mind that he will be the new PSA World Champion! However, he wanted to extend a special thanks to his partner, Andrew. If there’s anyone in PSA that should be a Champion, it’s “The Engineer.” So, Grabowski talked to Dru Parcher and set up a Contendership Carnage match. Tonight, it will be Andrew Frankowski vs Keith vs Leonard Lopez vs the winner of tonight’s Beachside Battle Royal, with the victor facing Corwin at Ground Zero for the Ultimate Hour Championship!
Swashbucklin’ Sheri and Flozelle were ready to throw down in PSA’s first Ship Battle! After making “The Fashionista” walk the plank, Sheri hit the Cannonball to pick up the win.
The Disciples appeared next. They told the PSA Faithful that they buried the Jonsun Culinary Academy before their quest to capture the Trios Championship could even begin. However, they were interrupted by a surprise attack courtesy of the JCA! These two teams will leave it all on the line at Ground Zero.
Next, the Beachside Battle Royal took center stage. In this match, the rivalry between The Fab Few and Spack Jarrow resulted in the elimination of all three at the hands of P-Money and The Entourage. Samuel Binglebottom made his presence known by eliminating Pimbleton, Dennis Dennison, Goldielox, and The Great Rapsby. He was shockingly thrown out by P-Money, who thought he had won the match. However, Sparkplug Reynolds reappeared to throw P-Money over the top rope and secure his place in tonight’s Contendership Carnage match.
TYSON appeared at the gym to send a message to Ben Richards. According to TYSON, he is a “boy in a man’s world.” If Richards truly wants a fight, then he will make sure that it is the last mistake he ever makes. He challenged Ben to an Unsanctioned Match at Ground Zero, but he warned him that he will soon join his father in retirement if he accepts.
The PSA Tag Team Champions, JX2, made their return to Ultimate Hour next. They told the PSA Faithful that following their retention over Binglebottom Enterprises, it’s clear that there is no one that can take the Titles away from them. To everyone’s surprise, they were interrupted by The Time Giants! This team has set the tag division on fire, and they think they are deserving of a Title match. JX2 were also interrupted by The Coopers, who told the Champions that their days are numbered. Seeing no other option, Dru Parcher announced that it will be The Coopers vs The Time Giants vs JX2 at Ground Zero for the PSA Tag Team Championship!
The Roster Roulette Tournament continued with Janice Janet vs Azura inside Heck in a Seck. With a brutal Scrambler, Janet secured a huge victory over Azura.
Chaos erupted backstage as Anne Griffin and Maria Phoenix were locked in an intense brawl! With the tension between the two women reaching a boiling point, the former friends fought their way to the ring. As the women went for round two, the lights went out; when they came back on, they were met with the returning Grace Adonis! She was covered in a black goo reminiscent of Damascus and Sinn, which would explain her mysterious disappearance. She laid out both women before vanishing yet again.
Brittany Blake came down to the ring and wasted no time in calling out the Women’s World Champion, Cruella Castonova. The two had a tense staredown, but they were interrupted by Heather N. Marcus and Macho Mars. HNM and Mars were infuriated that they weren’t even in the #1 Contendership match, while a loser like Karen was. Blake told them that even if they were, they wouldn’t have won anyway. This argument led to an impromptu tag team match that took place next.
In the tag team match of Blake and Castonova vs HNM and Macho Mars, the Champion and Challenger struggled to get along. This miscommunication allowed Macho Mars to hit the Macho Drop and pin Brittany Blake!
Johnny Warren came down to the ring for one reason: to punch Pletch in the face. He demanded the coward face him man-to-man, and he did not have to wait long. Pletch began his descent to the ring, leading both men to engage in all-out war. They were pulled apart by PSA officials, but this did not stop them from trying to kill one another. They will get their chance when they face at Ground Zero in a Final Hour Deathmatch!
The Main Event was Contendership Carnage between Andrew Frankowski, Keith, Leonard Lopez, and Sparkplug Reynolds. First, Frankowski pinned Keith with the Sandbag. Next, Lopez hit a flying Jawbreaker to eliminate Reynolds. Finally, “The Engineer” hit another Sandbag on Lopez to secure the win. He will face Corwin at Ground Zero for the Ultimate Hour Championship!
ULTIMATE HOUR CAPITAL SLAUGHTER: 07/04/23
Ultimate Hour opened with an entrance by one of the greatest teams in PSA history, The Owskis! First, Josh wanted to thank Andrew for always believing in him, even when he didn’t believe in himself. He’s ready to become a Champion, and that’s what will happen when he crushes Drew Pender at Ground Zero! However, this speech was cut short by the Society of the Spear. Pender told Grabowski that he will give him a Championship opportunity at Ground Zero, but he has to earn it. In tonight’s Main Event, he will face Louie Hamstring in a No Disqualification match; if he wins, he’s got the match.
The Ultimate Hour Championship was on the line when Keith defended against Corwin. Keith impressed everyone during his lengthy reign, but it was not enough to stop the “Devil’s Chosen One.” Corwin enacted Judgment on Keith to become the new Ultimate Hour Champion.
A special Jonsun Culinary Academy Backyard BBQ was up next! Many members of the PSA roster were given a delectable feast, but it was cut short when The Disciples launched a surprise attack! Undkban proceeded to put Jeff Jonsun through a table, signaling the start of an intense rivalry between the two factions.
Pletch and Dr. Chris Chan collided next. The two men had an incredible match, but Pletch locked Dr. Chan in a brutal submission, causing the latter to pass out. fter the match, the PSA Faithful were shocked to see the return of Johnny Warren! Despite his lengthy absence, he has not forgotten about Pletch's betrayal.
Swashbucklin’ Sheri and Flozelle were found arguing in the locker room. Flozelle was bragging about Robbins’ win over Spack Jarrow last week, and Sheri was not happy about it. The two will settle their differences at Ultimate Hour Tidal Wave.
Ben Richards was being interviewed backstage about his return last week. He is tired of The Ultimatum bullying the locker room, and he’s not going to sit around and let it happen anymore. Before he could continue, however, he was attacked by TYSON! The two were pulled apart before any serious injuries could take place.
Brittany Blake, Karen, Maria Phoenix faced in an Elimination match to become the #1 Contender to the PSA Women’s World Championship. First, Karen was easily taken out by Blake with the GoldieDT. Phoenix, however, was much more of a challenge. After an intense brawl, Blake hit the Britt-Knee on Phoenix to earn a match against Cruella Castonova at Ground Zero.
Before the Main Event, Johnny Warren stopped a cameraman to give an important message. He is tired of Pletch ducking him, so he told Pletch to face him man-to-man in the ring next episode. We will see if Pletch agrees to this proposal at Ultimate Hour Tidal Wave.
Josh Grabowski and Louie Hamstring fought in a No Disqualification match in the Main Event of Ultimate Hour Capital Slaughter. After a brutal and bloody war amongst bitter enemies, Grabowski hit the 10KG on his opponent to win the match. At Ground Zero, it will be Josh Grabowski vs Drew Pender for the PSA World Championship!
ULTIMATE HOUR SUMMER SERIES: 06/27/23
Ultimate Hour kicked off with the PSA Tag Team Championship on the line between Binglebottom Enterprises and JX2. In a back and forth contest, Jim Everetts hit the Taste of Chaos to pick up the win. In the aftermath, the Champions proceeded to beat down their opponents. Brian Gobert and Samuel Binglebottom rescued Dean Cottonsmith, but they did little to help Lochlan. Before JX2 could beat down Lochlan with a chair, however, they were attacked by the returning Ben Richards! It’s clear that he has unfinished business with The Ultimatum.
Before the next match, the camera feed cut to backstage. Pletch and Dr. Chris Chan were found brawling, but it is unknown what started the confrontation. After being pulled apart by PSA management, a match between the two was announced for Ultimate Hour Capital Slaughter.
Hayley and Silva Sista faced off as a part of the Roster Roulette Tournament in a Tablegeddon Match. When the 15-minute time limit was up, Hayley was victorious with a score of 4-3.
The Disciples appeared in the darkness to give the Jonsun Culinary Academy one and only warning: stay away, or suffer the consequences.
Next, a contract signing for the Ultimate Hour Title was held. Corwin came down first, signing his name in blood. Keith appeared next, but he first addressed Corwin before signing the contract. He told Corwin that this will be the biggest challenge he has ever faced in his career, but he is not afraid. In his eyes, he is a winner, no matter what happens. He signed the contract before raising his Championship proudly. Could this be his last time?
Spack Jarrow made his in-ring debut against Craig Robbins next. Jarrow impressed many in his first match, but Robbins hit the Arrest to secure the victory.
Cruella Castonova came down to the ring next. Before she could say anything, however, she was interrupted by Maria Phoenix. She told the Champion that she should be the next in line for the Title, and she’s tired of waiting around. However, this prompted an appearance by Brittany Blake. She also wants a shot at the Title, and she’ll do whatever it takes to get one. Finally, Karen came down to the ring and demanded that Dru Parcher give her a Championship match. To meet their demands, Parcher announced that a #1 Contendership match will take place between Karen, Phoenix, and Blake, with the winner facing Castonova at Ground Zero for the PSA Women’s World Championship.
A Last Woman Standing match between La Biblioteca and Flozelle was the next match in the Roster Roulette Tournament. After some brutal chair shots, Biblioteca defeated “The Fashionista” when she was unable to stand before the count of ten.
Before the Main Event, Damascus and Sinn interrupted the broadcast to comment on last week’s casket match. Damascus promised that Justice is in a better place, and there will be more to join the Promised Land soon. For now, however, they will be watching.
The Main Event was the Steel Cage match between Andrew Frankowski and Leonard Lopez. These two have a heated rivalry, which escalated when Lopez attacked Frankowski before the bell. However, “The Engineer” was able to make an incredible comeback. No matter what got thrown at Frankowski, he refused to back down. This caused Lopez to jump off the cage in desperation, but this proved to be his downfall. This allowed Frankowski to hit his opponent with the Sandbag and secure the victory. After the match, Frankowski was attacked by Drew Pender! He was ready to assault him with a steel chair, but he was stopped by the return of Josh Grabowski! Is this return permanent? Find out next week!
ULTIMATE HOUR SUMMER SERIES: 06/20/23
Leonard Lopez stormed down to the ring to open the first episode of Ultimate Hour’s Summer Series. He demanded that Andrew Frankowski come down to the ring, and “The Engineer” happily obliged. Lopez wanted to know why someone would go out of their way to ruin what was going to be the greatest day of his life. He knows they don’t see eye-to-eye, but don’t they both hate Drew Pender? Frankowski agreed that he hates Pender more than Lopez, but he cost Lopez the World Title for a reason: the only person that should be beating Drew Pender is Josh Grabowski. Lopez cackled before reminding Frankowski that “the loser” is never coming back. This set off Frankowski, leading to an intense brawl. The two men will settle their differences in a steel cage match next week.
With Greg Richards’ retirement, a void was created in the tag team division. To help address this, a Battle Royal between The Fab Few, The Time Giants, Binglebottom Enterprises, The Coopers commenced. Dean Cottonsmith used his survival instincts to survive to the end, earning him and Lochlan a shot at the PSA Tag Team Championship next week.
The Ultimatum were found strolling into the arena dressed for success. TYSON said that no one will ever have to deal with BnB again, and that JX2 will destroy Binglebottom Enterprises and continue their reign with ease.
The PSA Faithful gave a warm welcome to the new PSA Women’s World Champion, Cruella Castonova! She knew that she’s new to PSA, but she promised to defend her Title with honor and integrity, something that Heather N. Marcus never did. With Castonova at the top, the women’s division will be better than ever.
The Roster Roulette Championship Tournament got underway with Cactus Jaq vs Piggina. The stipulation drawn for this match was a Street Fight, which led to an intense war between the two competitors. In the end, Jaq defeated Piggina to advance to the next round.
The next segment was another episode of the Jeff Jonsun Cooking Show! In this episode, the three men were found in their wrestling gear near multiple beverage machines. Dalton Pepper congratulated The Disciples for retaining the Trios Championship, but he promised them it won’t last for long. He then showed the PSA Faithful how to make a protein shake while Brock Lee chugged a gallon of milk. It’s clear that the Jonsun Culinary Academy is training harder than ever to earn a Trios Championship match.
Anthony Justice fought against Damascus in PSA’s first-ever Casket Match. Justice gave it his all, but it wasn’t enough. Damascus successfully locked Justice in the casket with the aid of his first follower, Sinn.
Before the Main Event, Corwin appeared in the rafters to give a warning: he will become Ultimate Hour Champion, even if it means prying the Title from Keith’s lifeless body.
Brittany Blake and Anne Griffin faced off once again in a No Holds Barred match to Main Event Ultimate Hour. After powerbombing Griffin through a table, Blake hit her with a GoldieDT on the debris to emerge victorious.
ULTIMATE HOUR CARNIVAL OF CHAMPIONS:
06/13/23
The Carnival of Champions kicked off with Cali Dynamite vs Drew Pender for the PSA World Championship! It was a back and forth brawl, but Pender hit a devastating Spear to retain the Title.
While Pender was celebrating his Title defense, Leonard Lopez appeared and attacked the Champion with the Debt Collector; Lopez wants his Title match right now! As the bell was about to ring, Andrew Frankowski ran down to the ring and distracted Lopez. This allowed Pender to hit another Spear and roll-up Lopez for the win.
The PSA Women’s World Championship was contested between Cruella Castonova and Heather N. Marcus. No matter what HNM threw at the challenger, Castonova refused to back down. She used this resiliency to defeat Marcus and become the new PSA Women’s World Champion!
A street fight for the PSA Trios Championship took place next. P-Money and The Entourage were upset following their double disqualification with The Disciples, so they used this to fuel their intensity. Even so, Undkban hit P-Money with the Sands of Time to retain the PSA Trios Championship.
Next, Keith defended the Ultimate Hour Championship against TYSON. The challenger gave it his all, but Keith hit the Shock and Awe to retain the gold. After the match, the lights went out to reveal the presence of the Devil’s Chosen One, Corwin! The two men had a tense staredown, signaling a matchup in the near future.
Before the Main Event, Dru Parcher came down to the ring for a huge announcement. He revealed the newest Title in PSA, the Roster Roulette Championship! When it comes to this Title, the Champion has to be ready for anything. To crown the inaugural Roster Roulette Champion, 8 women will compete in a single-elimination tournament that will culminate at the final event of the Season, Ground Zero.
The Main Event was the long-awaited 2 out of 3 Falls match for the PSA Tag Team Championship. BnB were ready for a war, and JX2 were ready to bring it. First, Jim Everetts pinned Greg Richards with the Taste of Chaos. Next, Greg Richards pinned James Jindrak with the Bloodshed to even the score. In the end, JX2 hit two Leaps of Faith on Greg Richards to pin the challenger and retain the Title. Since BnB lost, Greg Richards was forced to retire. TYSON, who was infuriated after failing to become Ultimate Hour Champion, came down to the ring and hit 3 Dome Drivers on Greg Richards to add a level of disrespect unheard of in PSA. Try as he might, Ben Richards was unable to stop the attack, as he was hit with a Dome Driver as well. It was a sad night for PSA fans as The Ultimatum continues to dominate.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 05/26/23
Ultimate Hour opened with Greg Richards, who wanted to talk about his upcoming PSA Tag Team Championship match. He admitted that he is not eager to put his career on the line, but it is the least he could do. He has lost Ben the Tag Team Titles twice, and he fears that he is holding him back. If they win at the Carnival of Champions, great! If not, however, he can finally rest and watch his son excel on his own, as that is what he deserves. Richards promised to give it his all, or he will go down trying. This speech garnered a tearful standing ovation from the PSA Faithful, who are eager to see BnB become PSA Tag Team Champions yet again.
Brittany Blake squared off with Anne Griffin in the first match of the evening. Blake surprised Griffin with a roll-up after a back-and-forth match to pick up the win, but this infuriated Griffin. This led to the two women fighting, which had to be split up by PSA personnel.
Jeff Jonsun appeared in catering to announce the return of the Jeff Jonsun Cooking Show! With his protégé, Dalton Pepper, they announced the newest member of the Jonsun Culinary Academy: Brock Lee. To celebrate, the trio made an ice cream cake to commemorate the moment. Next stop, the PSA Trios Championship!
The PSA Faithful gave a warm welcome to The Fab Few! Chad “Le Tigre” Broski and Craig Robbins were not surprised by this reception, as they are the self-proclaimed biggest stars in PSA. They were also eager to announce Flozelle, the newest member of The Fab Few. She will make her debut later tonight, but right now the OG’s are ready for a fight!
The Fab Few faced the newly-formed Time Giants in tag team action. Both teams were eager to build momentum, but Robbins distracted the referee to give Broski a chance to roll-up Gilgadar and grab his tights to get the win.
A cameraman is found following Andrew Frankowski, but he is not at the arena. Instead, “The Engineer” is outside of a house. He told the cameraman that he has yet to hear from Josh, so he decided to go straight to the source. He opened the door to find Grabowski in a floral shirt, plaid pants, and sunglasses. Andrew asked Josh what he’s been up to, with Grabowski answering that he has gone off the grid; he has left everything behind to start over. Andrew, confused, asked why he would do that when he’s in his prime. Grabowski explained that he was humiliated by Drew Pender too many times to count, and he doesn’t want to go through that all over again. As such, Josh has officially retired. Frankowski couldn’t believe this, begging Josh to stick around. However, Josh asked his friend to leave, as he has new things in life he wants to explore. Andrew, with tears in his eyes, granted his wish by walking out the door and saying goodbye.
Binglebottom Enterprises made their way to the ring, but this time they were joined by Mr. Goober. Samuel Binglebottom introduced him as “Brian Gobert,” the new financial advisor to Binglebottom Enterprises. This is the start of an exciting time for this trio.
Corwin faced the debuting Sparkplug Reynolds next. Despite his best efforts, Reynolds was destroyed by Corwin in a quick match.
Found footage of Damascus was aired next. He told Anthony Justice that all he wants to do is help, and this is the first step of that. He doesn’t want to fight, but he will if he has to. Once Justice opens his eyes to The Promised Land, “all your dreams will come true.”
Cali Dynamite spoke to the PSA Faithful for the first time since his return last episode. First, he admitted that he’s very angry. If he wouldn’t have gotten injured, there’s a chance that he would be World Champion right now. Not only that, but Drew Pender would’ve never been a part of the War Dome, and there’s no way he would be Champion today. Dynamite wants to take back his destiny, so he is going to challenge Drew Pender for the PSA World Championship at the Carnival of Champions!
The Main Event was a Newcomer’s Contendership Carnage, with the winner facing Heather N. Marcus at the Carnival of Champions for the PSA Women’s World Championship. Janice Janet, Cruella Castonova, Flozelle, Silva Sista, Cactus Jaq, and La Biblioteca all made their PSA debuts in this match. Jaq started by eliminating Sista, Flozelle continued by eliminating Jaq, and then Janet pinned Flozelle. Castonova made her presence known by eliminating Biblioteca. With only two women left, Castonova rolled up Janet to get the win and become #1 Contender in her debut match!
ULTIMATE HOUR: 05/19/23
Drew Pender, the PSA World Champion, made his way to the ring surrounded by Louie Hamstring, Hayley, and a new member of PSA known as Pimbleton. Pender proclaimed the formation of the Society of the Spear, which will use their power to rule over PSA in any way they see fit. As his first course of action, the “God of PSA” extended thanks to Corwin and Pletch for vanquishing the “vermin” known as The Owskis and Johnny Warren. As a courtesy gesture, Pender will talk with Dru Parcher and grant each man one wish of their choosing. The Champion went on to talk about how he will prove to be the greatest wrestler in PSA history, but he was interrupted by the return of Cali Dynamite! He laid out the Society of the Spear, making it clear that he wants to become PSA World Champion.
The first match of the evening was a PSA Trios Championship Open Challenge held by The Disciples. The challengers were the debuting P-Money and The Entourage, who wanted to make a statement by becoming Champions in their first match. Both teams’ desire for gold caused the match to break out into all-out war, causing a double disqualification. The trios continued to fight as PSA officials escorted them from the building.
Andrew Frankowski was interviewed backstage for the first time since his loss at Now or Never. He told the PSA Faithful that he has called Josh Grabowski every day since the Pit of Glory, but he has yet to get a response. However, he promised that The Owskis will soon be back and better than ever!
Trina Cooper came out next to discuss her status as the Women’s Debt Collector. She does not know when she will use it, but she does know that it will lead to her becoming PSA Women’s World Champion. She was then accompanied in the ring by her brother, Mark Cooper. He congratulated her for winning the briefcase, as he knows she will become a Champion. However, they were both interrupted by Brad Cooper. Brad yelled at Mark for constantly making things about him, but Trina yelled at both of them before they could argue. She said that she has tried to stay out of their bickering for a while now, but she can’t just sit back and let it happen anymore. Their family is stronger together, and they need to learn to grow up and accept that they need each other. Both men, after giving it some thought, have agreed to give it a try. With this, The Coopers have officially reunited!
A battle of two newcomers took place next, as Brock Lee competed against Dave. Both men impressed in their debut match, but Dave dropped Lee with the Bombshell to get the win.
Karen went to Dru Parcher’s office to convince him to give her a Women’s World Championship match. Despite her best efforts, she was unsuccessful. Instead, Parcher announced that six new members of PSA’s women’s division will compete next week for a shot at Heather N. Marcus and her Title. As Karen stormed out of the office, she was interrupted by the return of Tony Warren! “The Outlaw” has recovered from his injuries sustained by The Disciples, but it is clear that a lot in PSA has changed during his absence. Warren got in Parcher’s face and told him that he’ll do his job to the best of his ability, but he will always consider Cory Parcher the real General Manager of PSA.
The Ultimatum came out next to celebrate JX2 as the new PSA Tag Team Champions. Jim Everetts spoke first, telling the PSA Faithful that this is a lifelong dream of his. James Jindrak added that not only did he win the Tag Titles with his best friend, but he proved every loser in the audience wrong by doing so. TYSON mentioned that The Ultimatum needs another Champion, so he called out Keith for a match at the Carnival of Champions. Rather than getting a response, however, they were met by BnB. Jindrak told the losers to get lost; there was nothing that could convince them to wrestle them for the Titles again. However, Greg Richards gave them an offer they couldn’t refuse. The two teams would wrestle in a 2 out of 3 falls match; if BnB lose, Greg Richards will retire from in-ring competition. Ben Richards protested heavily to this, but JX2 agreed. Richards and Everetts shook on this proposal, leading Dru Parcher to make the match official.
Heather N. Marcus is found in a locker room. However, the Champion revealed she is representing PSA by wrestling in Mexico, which is the first stop on her world tour. She promised to return for the Carnival of Champions where she will crush a “newbie” and continue her “forever reign” as Champion.
Maria Phoenix, Hayley, and Swashbucklin' Sheri competed in a 3 Way next. Sheri hit Hayley with the Cannonball, but Phoenix threw her out of the ring and hit Hayley with Maria’s Inferno to get the victory.
Johnny Warren was stopped by an interviewer as soon as he arrived at the stadium. Someone slashed his tires, but he wasn’t going to let that stop him from making it here tonight. He knows Pletch is responsible, and he also knows that he is in the building tonight. Warren doesn’t want an apology nor an explanation; all he wants is revenge. However, he was suddenly attacked by Louie Hamstring and Pimbleton! The two men smashed the car’s hood on Warren’s head, leading medical personnel to send him to a nearby hospital. It appears that Pletch’s wish of destroying Johnny Warren has been fulfilled.
Before the Main Event, Leonard Lopez, the Men’s Debt Collector, came on stage to give a warning: “Drew Pender, watch your back. I’ll see you very soon”
Anthony Justice and Pletch faced off in our Main Event of the evening. Justice was very impressive in this match, but when Pletch hit him with the Pork Chop, it was all over. Justice was left in the ring recovering from the match when the lights went out. When the lights came back on, Damascus was found behind Justice! The lights went back out, with Damascus disappearing as soon as he had appeared.
NOW OR NEVER: 04/28/23
The first match of the evening was the Women’s Debt Collection Ladder Match. Trina Cooper was able to climb a ladder amidst the chaos to defeat Maria Phoenix, Swashbucklin' Sheri, Brittany Blake, Hayley, and Macho Mars to become the women’s Debt Collector.
JX2 and BnB competed for the PSA Tag Team Championship. Despite the fact that underhanded tactics did not work on Ultimate Hour, they did prove useful at Now or Never. After taking out Ben Richards on the outside of the ring, Jim Everetts hit Greg Richards with a steel chair before James Jindrak submitted him to crown new PSA Tag Team Champions!
Brad Cooper got his rematch for the Ultimate Hour Championship against Keith next. Cooper was a little cocky in this match, but Keith proved that he deserved to be taken seriously. Keith reversed the Slaughterhouse into a front flip piledriver to successfully defend the Ultimate Hour Championship.
The Men’s Debt Collection Ladder Match was contested between Leonard Lopez, Bruno Bolousek, TYSON, Gilgadar, Dr. Chris Chan, and Louie Hamstring. Anyone could have emerged victorious, but Lopez used his intelligence and experience to walk out of Now or Never the Men’s Debt Collector.
The PSA Women’s World Championship was on the line between Azura and Heather N. Marcus. With a brutal Beauty Mark out of midair, HNM pinned Azura to retain the PSA Women’s World Championship.
Johnny Warren and The Owskis faced Pletch, Drew Pender, and Corwin in The Pit of Glory to Main Event Now or Never. Andrew and Corwin started the match for their respective teams, with Pletch joining the mix to give his team the advantage. Josh Grabowski came in to help his teammate, which prompted Drew Pender to join the mix as well. Johnny Warren made a B-Line for Pletch as soon as he joined the match, but he was blocked by Corwin. Soon after, Pender pinned Grabowski following a Spear to win the match for his team. The winners retreated to the entrance ramp, leaving the losers distraught in the middle of the ring.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 04/21/23
Drew Pender opened Ultimate Hour to address his new role as PSA World Champion. He told everyone that this is single-handedly the greatest moment of his life, and for the first time, he feels like a success rather than a failure. He proceeded to take off his helmet, as he believes he has earned the right to show his face. Before he could continue, he was confronted by Johnny Warren and The Owskis. Warren told Pender congratulations for winning the Gold, but everyone knows that if he didn’t get outside help, there’s no way he would be Champion right now. He will reclaim the Title, but he first has unfinished business with Pletch. As he was calling out his foe, the three men were attacked by Corwin and Pletch, with Drew Pender assisting them. PSA Officials split the trios apart, and Dru Parcher came out to give a huge announcement. Now was the perfect time to do a match that he always dreamed of: The Pit of Glory! At Now or Never, The Owskis and Johnny Warren will fight Corwin, Pletch, and Drew Pender in the most brutal match ever seen in the Prestigious Southern Alliance.
Prior to the PSA Tag Team Championship match at Now or Never, Greg Richards faced Jim Everetts in singles action. Jindrak tried to distract the referee, but it backfired when Richards reversed an attempted low blow into the Bloodshed for the win.
Leonard Lopez cut a promo backstage next. He told the PSA Faithful that he needs to win the Debt Collector so that he can crush the dreams of the one he hates the most: Drew Pender. He bumped into Bruno Bolousek, who told Lopez that we will see who the real “Jawbreaker” is when “The Moscow Menace” crushes everyone who gets in the way of his destiny.
As Samuel Binglebottom and Dean Cottonsmith were hyping up Lochlan prior to his Debt Collector Qualifier, the trio walked past Mr. Goober. He had not shaved or bathed in weeks, as all of his clients were either released by PSA or have completely abandoned him. Lochlan went down to the ring with Cottonsmith, but S.O.B. stayed behind to speak with his father’s former assistant behind closed doors.
The next Debt Collector Qualifier between Voltand, Lochlan, and Louie Hamstring was next. Hamstring made Drew Pender proud when he hit the Louieville Slugger on Voltand to get the win while Lochlan was stunned in the corner.
Keith spoke in the ring next. He told the PSA Faithful that he will continue to defend the Ultimate Hour Championship with honor and dignity, and he’s not going to let a bully like Brad Cooper put an end to it. As he celebrated in the ring, Cooper attacked him from behind and raised the Title. Will Keith’s reign come to an end at Now or Never?
Karen was scheduled to face a surprise opponent in a Debt Collector Qualifier. The PSA Faithful were then introduced to Macho Mars, who bore a striking resemblance to Marcee, (despite there being no relation). Mars hit the Macho Drop on Karen to advance to the women’s ladder match.
Anne Griffin spoke backstage about betraying Grace Adonis last week. In her own words, Adonis was holding her back. She was tired of losing because of her, so she took care of the problem. As Griffin was talking, Maria Phoenix came up to speak to her. Phoenix yelled at Griffin for attacking Adonis when she was a weak link too. Phoenix is the “true star” of Olympus, and it will always be that way. Griffin tried to plead with her, but Phoenix said that she works alone.
Heather N. Marcus and Azura had a Contract Signing for the PSA Women’s World Championship next. The two women were surprisingly cordial, with both choosing to wait until Now or Never to get physical. We will see who emerges victorious in a week’s time!
The Main Event of the evening was Dr. Chris Chan vs Anthony Justice vs Jeff Jonsun in the final Debt Collector Qualifier. Dr. Chan hit the Medical Malpractice on Justice to win the match and enter the men’s ladder match at Now or Never.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 04/14/23
Ultimate Hour kicked off with Cory Parcher announcing this year’s iteration of the CKC Ladder match. The winners of the men’s and women’s briefcases will still be able to exchange it for any Championship of their choice, but they will now have a calendar year to do so. There will be 6 participants in each match, and some wrestlers have already qualified. First, Leonard Lopez and Bruno Bolousek have earned entry into the men’s ladder match following their respective wins over Gilgadar and Voltand. On the women’s side, Maria Phoenix and Swashbucklin' Sheri have qualified following their wins over Brittany Blake and Marcee. As for the remaining spots, there will be qualifying matches over the next two weeks to determine the participants. As he finished speaking, Parcher was attacked by The Ultimatum! JX2 held him down as TYSON addressed the General Manager. He told Parcher that although it’s true that he’s the boss, what if he wasn’t? Out came Dru Parcher, the estranged younger brother of the General Manager. TYSON proceeded to hit Cory with the Dome Driver on the exposed concrete, forcing him to be evacuated by PSA’s medical staff. With no one to take charge of PSA, Dru Parcher proclaimed himself the new General Manager using the Parcher Sibling Accords. As a result of his new status, he officially made JX2 the #1 contender to the PSA Tag Team Championship, and he has renamed the Championship Kontest Contract to the “Debt Collector,” with TYSON now being the third member of the men’s ladder match.
El Gigante, Dennis Dennison, and Gilgadar faced in a “Debt Collector Qualifier” next. In a high-flying, energetic matchup, Gilgadar hit the Timeout to pin El Gigante and earn entry into the Men’s Ladder Match.
Johnny Warren confronted Dru Parcher backstage next. He doesn’t care about his World Championship defense next week; he wants a match with Pletch tonight. Parcher told him that not only would he not risk “his” World Champion getting injured, but there’s actually been a change to the schedule. Instead of defending next week, Dru wanted to start his reign as GM with a bang; the 3 Way between Warren, Pender, and Corwin is tonight!
Brad Cooper addressed his victory over Mark Cooper at Extreme Hour. He said that his win over his brother proves that he has always been superior, so now it is time to get back to business. Keith stole his Ultimate Hour Championship, and he plans on taking it back at Now or Never.
Trina Cooper and Piggina collided in a Debt Collector Qualifier. Piggina tried to get away with spraying poison mist in Cooper’s face, but the referee caught her red handed. This resulted in a disqualification win for Cooper, who will now compete in the women’s ladder match.
Azura, sporting a new look, came down to the ring to issue a challenge to the PSA Women’s World Champion. She told the PSA Faithful that it’s a crime that she has not been a Champion yet, and that’s going to change when she beats Heather N. Marcus. HNM came out and told her she can certainly try, but she can’t be upset when the Champion proves that she’s on another level from everyone else in PSA. The match was made official for Now or Never.
Dr. Chris Chan gave a quick medical evaluation of Cory Parcher backstage. It appears that he has suffered severe head trauma, which will put him out of action for the foreseeable future.
Olympus’ Anne Griffin and Grace Adonis faced Brittany Blake and Hayley, with the winning team earning entry into the women’s Debt Collector match. Blake hit the Goldie-DT on Adonis to win the match. Afterwards, Griffin looked to be comforting Adonis, but she brutally hit her with the Talon instead! This betrayal shocked the PSA Faithful, who are dying to hear an explanation from Griffin next week.
Before the Main Event, The Owskis confronted Pletch backstage. The team told Pletch that regardless of his reasons for betraying Johnny Warren, he is a terrible friend and a terrible person for doing so. Pletch, without saying a word, broke out into a brawl with the two men that continued into the start of the Main Event.
Johnny Warren ended the night by defending the PSA World Championship against Drew Pender and Corwin. The match was utter chaos, with all three men desperate to emerge victorious. The match got even more intense as the brawl between The Owskis and Pletch spilled out into the arena. Warren wanted to get his hands on Pletch, but Pender hit him with a Spear to defeat Warren and become the new PSA World Champion!
EXTREME HOUR: 03/31/23
Season 6 opened with found footage from the aftermath of Finest Hour. The 6 members of the War Dome were found brawling backstage, with three teams becoming clear: The War Hogs, The Owskis, and the team of Drew Pender and Corwin. PSA personnel split the three pairs apart, and Cory Parcher appeared to yell at the men. However, he instead saw an opportunity. He announced that Season 6 will kick off with an impromptu episode of Extreme Hour, with many feuds with unfinished business coming to a head tonight!
One of the most brutal rivalries in PSA today, Brad Cooper vs Mark Cooper, continued in a Submission Match to kick off Extreme Hour. After an incredibly brutal match, Brad made Mark pass out from a painful armbar to win the fight.
Next, JX2 confronted Cory Parcher backstage to demand an explanation on why they are facing the Jonsun Culinary Academy tonight. They crushed them at Finest Hour, why do they have to beat them again? Parcher explained to them that the JCA wanted another shot at The Ultimatum, so that’s what he’s given them tonight. Most importantly, however, Parcher is JX2’s boss. As long as he’s in charge, they’re going to do what he says. Speaking of which, their match starts right now!
The Jonsun Culinary Academy and JX2 fought in a TLC match next. After an intense battle, Jindrak pinned Pepper following the Leap of Faith to win the match.
The Disciples appeared from the shadows to give a promise to anyone who dares challenge them for the PSA Trios Championship: it will be the biggest mistake of their lives.
The Ultimate Hour Championship was in contention between Louis Hamstring and Keith. The Champion took advantage of the Falls Count Anywhere stipulation, as Keith hit the Shock and Awe on the stage ramp to continue his reign as Ultimate Hour Champion.
Heather N. Marcus spoke about becoming a two-time PSA Women’s World Champion next. She told the PSA Faithful it was only a matter of time before she reclaimed “her” Title, and now that she has it, she will never let it go again.
After costing each other the PSA Women’s World Championship, Marcee and Swashbucklin' Sheri duked it out in a 2 out of 3 Tables match. With both women successfully putting the other through a table, Sheri Cannonballed Marcee through a flaming table to get the win.
The Main Event of Extreme Hour was a 3 Way Elimination Street Fight between The War Hogs, The Owskis, and the team of Corwin and Drew Pender. Pletch first eliminated Andrew Frankowski, which put his team at a huge disadvantage. The three teams continued to brawl intensely, but this changed when Pletch shockingly hit his friend, Johnny Warren, with the Pork Chop! Corwin took advantage by pinning Warren, and Pletch was hit by a headbutt from Pender to also be eliminated. Finally, Pender pinned Josh after throwing him through a table to win the match. As a result, Drew Pender and Corwin will receive a future PSA World Championship opportunity for defeating Warren.