SEASON 7 RESULTS
CHRISTMAS CALAMITY: 12/15/23
Christmas Calamity opened with Corwin defending the Ultimate Hour Championship against his biggest threat yet, El Gigante. As the match began, Corwin began to systematically dismantle his opponent by hindering his movement. It proved to be useful, as Gigante struggled to climb the top rope and hit his most devastating attacks. The challenger began to mount a comeback, but Corwin hit the Power Word Kill to stop El Gigante in his tracks and retain the Ultimate Hour Title.
Before the next event began, it was announced that Pletch was not cleared to compete tonight due to the injuries he sustained in his brawl with Josh Grabowski on Ultimate Hour. Their match will not take place tonight, and Grabowski has been added to the Cheat Code Ladder Match! He, along with Bordt, Casual Adam, Shawn Westin, Chris Andres, and Undkban all fought for a Championship match of their choosing at next year’s Plugged In. After a chaotic fight, Andres almost had the briefcase in his grasp. However, Undkban jumped up and fought back. With both men distracted, Grabowski used his strength to tip over the ladder, knocking both men to the ground. He then climbed the ladder himself and retrieved the briefcase, securing the victory for “The 10,000 Pound Gorilla!” Grabowski grabbed a microphone to announce that regardless of who wins tonight, he wants to accomplish his dream of becoming the PSA World Champion at Plugged In; we will see who he will face following our Main Event tonight!
The PSA Tag Team Championship was on the line next between Binglebottom Entourages and the team of Keith and Leonard Lopez. S.O.B. and P-Money did everything in their power to drive a wedge between the Champions, but nothing seemed to work. However, they stayed persistent, which began to fluster Keith. He eventually hit his breaking point, where he proceeded to swing a right hook at P-Money. He saw this coming and ducked out of the way, leading Keith to punch Lopez instead! With Lopez out cold and Keith stunned, P-Money hit the Champion From Downtown to crown Binglebottom Entourages as the new PSA Tag Team Champions!
Swashbucklin’ Sheri, Yuri Blade, and Hayley competed in a Street Fight for the Roster Roulette Championship. Weapons were flying across the ring, as all three women were desperate to walk out of 2023 a Champion. Amidst the chaos, Hayley rolled up Yuri Blade and retained the Title! Sheri was infuriated with this ending, and she proceeded to beat down Blade as the Champion celebrated.
Brittany Blake and Heather N. Marcus faced off once again for the PSA Women’s World Championship. If Blake won, she would accomplish the unthinkable of leaving 2023 the same way she entered: a Champion. Unfortunately for her, HNM would not make this easy. Both women brought their A-Game, and Blake was seconds away from hitting the Britt-Knee. However, Marcus pushed her into the referee, giving her a chance to hit the challenger with the Title belt. HNM proceeded to hit the Beauty Mark and retain the gold amidst a sea of boos.
After proving to everyone that The Promised Land are beatable, The High Five challenged them tonight for the PSA Trios Championship. Grace Adonis tried to get involved, but La Biblioteca came down to the ring to even the odds. In the end, Sparkplug Reynolds hit the Lightning Strike to pin Damascus and crown The High Five as the new PSA Trios Champions!
In our Main Event, Johnny Warren and Drew Pender faced off in a No Disqualification match for the PSA World Championship. Pender went for a handshake to open the match, which Warren surprisingly accepted. Even so, this match was as horrific as a car crash, with weapons and blood littering the ring and ringside area. At the end of the match, Warren had Pender on his knees, and he told him “A true Champion wins with integrity.” He began lifting him up for the Shatterpoint, but Pender hit him with a low blow, telling Warren “a true Champion wins no matter what.” “The God of PSA” proceeded to hit a final Spear on Warren to win the match and break the record for the longest-reigning Champion in PSA history. Come Plugged In, will he beat Josh Grabowksi once again and extend his reign even further?
ULTIMATE HOUR: 12/07/23
Johnny Warren kicked off Ultimate Hour addressing his PSA World Championship match at Christmas Calamity. He called out Drew Pender directly, telling him that he can’t run anymore now that Louie Hamstring and Pimbleton aren’t there to protect him. Not only does Warren want a battle at Christmas Calamity; he wants a war. He challenged Pender to a No Disqualification match, as he wants to fight the “real” Drew Pender: the “King of Hardcore.” Pender appeared on the screen, and only had two words to say: “I accept.”
Last week, Josh Grabowski and Pletch brawled because of friendship. This week, they fought because of hatred. Both men beat each other senselessly, to the point where PSA personnel had to pull them apart! Dru Parcher took advantage of this by announcing that they will collide in a match at Christmas Calamity.
Next, Janice Janet faced off with Maria Phoenix after their scuffle in the Proving Grounds. Janet gave it her all and was very impressive, but it was not enough to take down Phoenix, who hit Maria’s Inferno to win the match.
Corwin appeared in an abandoned arena to give his thoughts on El Gigante’s request for a Title Match. After much thought, he has accepted “The Giant’s” proposal, but he wants to make something very clear. A giant, although powerful, is nothing compared to a demon; no matter how hard he tries, the Ultimate Hour Championship will still be around the waist of “The Devil’s Chosen One” at the end of Christmas Calamity.
In the final Cheat Code Qualifier, Chris Andres proved to be a star in the making with his victory over Dave.
Keith and Leonard Lopez returned to hype up their PSA Tag Team Championship match at Christmas Calamity. Keith told the PSA Faithful that no matter how badly Binglebottom Entourages tries to drive a wedge between him and Lopez, it just won’t work. They are true friends, and that means more than anything in the world. “Everything, except Championships!” added Lopez, who also said that as long as he is conscious, no one is taking his Title away from him. S.O.B. and P-Money appeared on stage to taunt the Champions, but these teams will officially fight at Christmas Calamity!
Damascus appeared, and he was notably angrier than we have ever seen him. He yelled at Sinn and Virtuoso for their failure last week, as he expects better from those wishing to join him in The Promised Land. As for The High Five, he promised them that they will receive punishment on a level unheard of at Christmas Calamity, and whether they like it or not, they will succumb to Damascus and The Promised Land.
Brittany Blake had a grudge match against Flozelle before her upcoming PSA Women’s World Championship match. Flozelle used every cheap tactic in the book, but none of it was enough to put down the #1 Contender. In the end, all it took was one Goldie-DT to win the match and build momentum against Heather N. Marcus for Christmas Calamity.
Yuri Blade only had 30 seconds to speak before the action-packed Main Event, so she told everyone that Christmas Calamity is going to be insane, especially the Roster Roulette Championship match between Hayley, Swashbucklin’ Sheri, and herself. She hoisted up a steel chair screaming “Bring the Chaos!” as the camera cut to the ring.
The Disciples and the Jonsun Culinary Academy collided in a Steel Cage match to Main Event Ultimate Hour. This match was brutal, with both Dalton Pepper and Jeff Jonsun sustaining major injuries. They pushed on, however, as they wanted to avenge their fallen brother, Brock Lee. This was admirable, but it was not enough to emerge victorious. Drov hit the Constancy on Pepper, giving him and Draco an opportunity to hit Jeff Jonsun with a Proof of Faith and win the match. Both Pepper and Jonsun were escorted out of the arena following this match, indicating they will likely be out of action for quite some time.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 11/30/23
Ultimate Hour opened with a showdown between Drew Pender and Johnny Warren. The two men have a lot of history, but Christmas Calamity will be the first time they face off one-on-one. Pletch tried to run out and attack Johnny Warren, as he was likely paid by Drew Pender to do so. However, Josh Grabowski made the save, once again evening the odds for the upcoming World Championship match.
Casual Adam defeated Chad Broski in a fun opener to earn his place in the Cheat Code Ladder Match.
Dalton Pepper and Jeff Jonsun appeared on stage to issue a challenge. They want revenge against The Disciples, and they’re going to get it next week inside a steel cage! Draco and Drov ran out and started a fight, indicating that they accepted this proposal.
Hayley was gloating backstage about her Title defense last week before being interrupted by Swashbucklin’ Sheri and Yuri Blade. Both women want a shot at the Title, and Dru Parcher announced they both will get one at Christmas Calamity!
Earlier in the day, El Gigante pitched to Dru Parcher that The Time Giants should face Sinn and Virtuoso, with the bonus that if the Time Giants win, The High Five receive a Trios Title match and Gigante challenges for the Ultimate Hour Title. Parcher stated that he can’t guarantee Corwin will grant that request, but a win tonight would guarantee a Trios Title opportunity. In the tag match between The Time Giants and The Promised Land, Anthony Justice helped Gilgadar pin Sinn with the Big Time! With this, The High Five will challenge The Promised Land for the PSA Trios Championship at Christmas Calamity.
Samuel Binglebottom appeared in the ring to talk about the “real” Keith and Leonard Lopez. The three of them have a lot of history together, and if he had one word to describe the pair, the most accurate one would be “loser.” Both men, despite being Champions, have never amounted to much in their lives, and this will be proven accurate when they lose to Binglebottom Entourages at Christmas Calamity. Not only that, but the two aren’t even real friends, as Lopez only cares about his Title rather than their partnership. Will we see Binglebottom Entourages become the new PSA Tag Team Champions?
In another Cheat Code Qualifier, Shawn Westin hit the Breakaway on Josiah Braxton to punch his ticket to Christmas Calamity.
Next, Heather N. Marcus finally returned to stare down with her opponent, Brittany Blake. As Blake made her way to the ring, however, she was blindsided by Flozelle! The Champion paid for this ambush, and HNM also revealed that Blake has a match with Flozelle next week.
Cruella Castonova and Marcella The Mutilator fought in the Main Event of the evening. Marcella will certainly be a force to be reckoned with, as she emerged victorious over a former PSA Women’s World Champion. This was not enough for Marcella, however, who mercilessly attacked Castonova as the show went off the air.
ULTIMATE HOUR THANKSGIVING SIN: 11/23/23
On the Thanksgiving Sin special of Ultimate Hour, we kicked off with the Women’s Proving Grounds winner, Brittany Blake! She came down to the ring, and all she wanted was to face off with Heather N. Marcus. HNM appeared on screen, admitting that she didn’t feel like showing up today, and as the “Forever Champion,” she can do things like that. However, she will gladly stand face-to-face with Blake next week.
Since Azura eliminated Hayley in the Proving Grounds, she was granted a Roster Roulette Championship match tonight. In a standard matchup, Hayley speared her challenger and hit the Crossguard to retain the Roster Roulette Title.
Next, we heard from multiple people following the massive event that was Proving Grounds. First, Anthony Justice gave a warning to Damascus: as soon as he loses the PSA Trios Title, there will be hell to pay. Next, Andrew Frankenstein appeared backstage to reveal that he will spend some time searching for his next target, as he must become stronger before he can become PSA World Champion. Finally, we checked in with Trina Cooper, who was training with her brother, Brad. She congratulated Brittany Blake for getting another chance at the PSA World Championship. However, no one will have a chance at beating her when she becomes Champion at Finest Hour.
Keith and Leonard Lopez were found in the ring next, but they were quickly interrupted by Binglebottom Entourages. S.O.B. and P-Money revealed that they have “convinced” Drew Parcher to give them a PSA Tag Team Championship match at Christmas Calamity. Right now, however, Keith has to hold his own against Goldielox.
Despite all odds, Keith turned Binglebottom Entourages’ cheap tactics in his favor when he rolled up Goldielox and ran away with the surprise victory.
Dru Parcher came down and announced a big addition to Christmas Calamity. This year, it will feature the Cheat Code Ladder Match, with the winner being able to challenge for any Title of their choosing at Plugged In. Undkban was added to the match for being the runner-up in the Men’s Proving Grounds, but the remaining four members will be determined in qualifying matches on Ultimate Hour. The first one takes place next, as Bordt will continue his reunion tour in a match against Brock Lee.
In the first Cheat Code Qualifier, Bordt hit the Japanese Destroyer to spell the end for Brock Lee. After the match, Lee was attacked by Draco and Drov, who relentlessly attacked their victim with a steel chair. Will the war between The Disciples and the Jonsun Culinary Academy ever end?
Cruella Castonova ran down to the ring next. She wanted one woman, and that was Marcee, the one who eliminated her in the Proving Grounds. She received a response, but it was from Marcella The Mutilator, who wanted revenge against Castonova. As a result of this tension, the two women will face off next week.
Johnny Warren wants a one-on-one match with Drew Pender, and the only way to get one is to take out Society of the Spear. Luckily, Ben Richards and Cali Dynamite did so in their match with Louie Hamstring and Pimbleton. With both men hobbling out of the arena, it seems that Pender will have no one to bail him out at Christmas Calamity.
PROVING GROUNDS: 11/16/23
TYSON challenged Corwin for the Ultimate Hour Championship to open Proving Grounds. TYSON did his best to become a Champion, but he was no match for “The Devil’s Chosen One,” who brutalized TYSON with multiple Power Word Kills to retain the Title.
Next, 20 women competed in the Proving Grounds for an upcoming PSA Women’s World Championship match. There were a few surprise entrants, especially the debuts of Marcella the Mutilator and Yuri Blade! Another shock was the returning Marcee, who was the runner-up in this match. She was eliminated by Brittany Blake, who will get her rematch against Heather N. Marcus at the last event of the year, Christmas Calamity.
JX2 looked to reclaim the PSA Tag Team Championship in their match against Keith and Leonard Lopez. This desperation was evident, as the challengers did everything they could to swing the odds in their favor. This included targeting Keith, who was the victim of a malicious beatdown by Jim Everetts. Lopez could have helped his partner, but he decided to hit Jindrak with the Jawbreaker instead, retaining the Titles in the process. Keith was upset that Lopez didn’t save him, but he didn’t tell him because he saw how happy he was to still be a Champion.
The PSA World Championship was on the line between Andrew Frankenstein and Drew Pender. There were many moments where it looked like Frankenstein would emerge victorious, but Pender managed to hit his opponent with the Big Slammer to successfully defend his Title.
In the Main Event, 30 of PSA’s greatest competitors fought in the Men’s Proving Grounds. Some notable entrants were the debuting Casual Adam and Chris Andres, the returning Bordt and Anthony Justice (who fought with Damascus as he entered), and Drov, who had the most eliminations with seven. In the end, Johnny Warren hit the Warhammer on Undkban to send him over the top rope and secure a match with Drew Pender for the PSA World Championship!
ULTIMATE HOUR: 11/09/23
Ultimate Hour began with the PSA World Title Contract Signing for Proving Grounds. Pender, accompanied by Louie Hamstring, came down to sign for the match and brag about how easy this defense will be for him. The lights cut out and came back on, but Andrew Frankenstein was not found in the ring (much to the frightened Pender’s delight!). Despite this, his name was ominously signed in blood on the contract. As Pender made his way up the ramp, he had a tense staredown with Johnny Warren, who was making his entrance for his match with Hamstring that started next!
In the fight between Johnny Warren and Louie Hamstring, Warren hit the Shatterpoint to win the competitive matchup. It is clear that Warren will be a force to be reckoned with in the Proving Grounds!
Corwin was here to address TYSON’s demands for a UH Championship match. The Champion told the PSA Faithful that he has been waiting for someone as vicious and hungry for gold as TYSON has proven to be, so he will gladly accept his request for a match at Proving Grounds. Make no mistake, however, as Corwin will still walk out the Ultimate Hour Champion.
Janice Janet, Cactus Jaq, and Rachel Riverside faced Anne Griffin, Flozelle, and Piggina in a trios match next. Griffin was so annoyed by her teammates’ antics that it caused her to storm out of the match! This gave the other team the upper hand, with Janet hitting the Scrambler on Flozelle to get the win.
Damascus appeared from the shadows next to announce that he will be representing The Promised Land in the Proving Grounds. Will Damascus win this match and be one step closer to purifying PSA?
Keith, accompanied to the ring by Leonard Lopez, fought James Jindrak in singles action next. Jindrak and Everetts tried to cheat their way to a victory, but Lopez already beat them to it by distracting the referee! Keith didn’t know about this questionable behavior, but he still hit the Shock and Awe on Jindrak to emerge victorious.
Brittany Blake, Cruella Castonova, and Macho Mars were found brawling backstage before our Main Event! This bad blood will boil over into the Proving Grounds next week.
The chaos continued in our Main Event, which saw Brock Lee and Drov face off yet again, only this time in Tablegeddon. In another amazing showdown, Drov got a victory for The Disciples with a final score of 2-1.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 11/02/23
As the show began, we were shown footage from earlier in the day. It showed P-Money and Samuel Binglebottom celebrating outside Dru Parcher’s door. After being asked why, they revealed that all it took was a little cash to earn their place in the Proving Grounds. Spack Jarrow and Dave were standing nearby, and they were infuriated when they heard this. This commotion caused Parcher to come out of his office and make a proposition: Dave will face P-Money to open Ultimate Hour, and if Dave wins, he and Jarrow also gain entry into the Proving Grounds. Binglebottom Entourages tried to argue with this, but the match was already made official!
We cut to the live feed as P-Money and Dave begin their match. Despite the shenanigans from Goldielox and The Great Rapsby, Dave hit the Bombshell on P-Money to win the match, gaining entry into the Proving Grounds in the process.
Next, Johnny Warren is seen talking to Josh Grabowski backstage. The two friends seemed to be having a casual conversation before Warren invited Grabowski to join Warzone. He thanked Warren for the offer, but he needs to make a name for himself first, and that will come from being on his own for a bit. The two shook hands and parted ways, with it being clear that the offer is open if Grabowski ever changes his mind.
Drew Pender, accompanied by Louie Hamstring and Pimbleton, came down to the ring to discuss his upcoming PSA World Championship match with Andrew Frankenstein. Drew knows firsthand how effective a transformation can be, as he has ascended to a level that mere mortals can only dream of. However, Drew claims that he was always destined for greatness. Although he respects Andrew for trying to reinvent himself, it will never be enough to defeat a God. Will this statement ring true when they go one-on-one at Proving Grounds?
La Biblioteca and Silva Sista faced off in singles action next. Following the rest of The High Five’s victory last week, La Biblioteca hit the Checkout on Sista to keep their momentum alive.
JX2 were about to send a warning to Keith and Leonard Lopez, but they bumped into TYSON first. They tried to ask how he was doing, but he proceeded to blow up on the pair for “ditching him.” They refused to return his calls, and when he needed them the most, they didn’t bother showing up. JX2 were stunned, arguing that they actually tried contacting TYSON several times, but never got a response. TYSON was already gone, clearly in a daze over his recent string of failures. He grabbed a camera and screamed that he wants to be a Champion, and now he is coming after Corwin and the Ultimate Hour Championship. How will “The Devil’s Chosen One” respond to this challenge?
The Fab Few and The Braxton Brothers competed for entry into the Proving Grounds. The brothers proved to be worthy competitors once again, but Broski and Robbins’ experience is what gave them the victory.
Another group revealed to be in the Proving Grounds was the Jonsun Culinary Academy, who are eager to have one of their own emerge victorious. However, the group was blindsided by The Disciples, who were also announced as entrants in the Proving Grounds! The trios fought across the catering area, causing chaos for everyone backstage.
In our Main Event, Pletch and Shawn Westin faced off. It was a hard-fought battle, with Westin looking like a star while competing against a former PSA World Champion. However, Pletch hit two Pork Chops to pin Westin and turn his sights towards the Proving Grounds.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 10/26/23
Ultimate Hour kicked off with the Society of the Spear’s Hayley and Drew Pender making their way to the ring. Hayley told the PSA Faithful that she is going to win the Proving Grounds and become the first women in PSA to be a double Champion, which fans booed heavily. Pender went on to say that regardless of who wins the Proving Grounds, “The God of PSA” will still be Champion come 2024. As the couple celebrated, however, the lights cut out. When they came back on, Andrew Frankenstein was standing across from Drew Pender! It appears that after taking down Grabowski, “The Mad Scientist” has set his sights on the PSA World Championship.
Binglebottom Entourages faced The High Five in their debut match as a team, with the winners earning entry into the Proving Grounds. After an intense matchup, El Gigante pinned Goldielox to get the win for The High Five.
Cameras cut backstage to Bruno Bolousek arguing with TYSON. It appears that both men blame each other for losing at Halloween from Hell, leading to a pull-apart brawl between the men! Seeing this, Dru Parcher announced the two men will collide in a No Holds Barred match in our Main Event this evening.
Keith and Leonard Lopez hosted a Championship Celebration next. As Keith was dancing in the ring, Lopez issued a challenge for every tag team in the locker room. This prompted the return of JX2, who had not been seen since their loss at Ground Zero. Jindrak grabbed a microphone and told the Champions that they were never pinned, and at Proving Grounds they’re going to reclaim the Titles they never lost. Could JX2 become two-time PSA Tag Team Champions?
Karen, now paired with Debra Dennison, put the new partnership to the test against Grace Adonis. It proved to be a colossal failure, as Adonis hit Karen with a Fall from Grace so hard that she sustained a major injury, making the pinfall easy.
Heather N. Marcus came out to brag about her Championship victory, but she was interrupted by Maria Phoenix first. The two had a tense staredown in the ring before Phoenix exclaimed that after winning the Proving Grounds, there will be no one to stop her from becoming a Champion. Azura also interrupted the women, saying that she took Marcus to the limit earlier this year, and after she gets a rematch by winning the Proving Grounds, this time she will be victorious. This angered Phoenix, who challenged Azura to a match right now!
In the match between Maria Phoenix vs Azura, Phoenix built momentum towards the Proving Grounds by winning via Maria's Inferno.
Before the Main Event, several entrants of the Men’s Proving Grounds were announced. This included Johnny Warren, Ben Richards, Cali Dynamite, Louie Hamstring, Shawn Westin, Pletch, and Josh Grabowski. Will one of these men emerge victorious in the Proving Grounds?
TYSON and Bruno Bolousek collided in a No Holds Barred match to Main Event Ultimate Hour. Both men did not hold back, leading to a brutal war in and around the ring. TYSON’s viciousness gave him the edge, as he hit Bolousek with two Dome Drivers on exposed concrete to get the victory. Post-match, TYSON continued the beatdown on his opponent with a steel chair, forcing PSA personnel to escort Bolousek to an ambulance as the show came to a close.
HALLOWEEN FROM HELL: 10/19/23
The PSA Women’s World Championship match between Heather N. Marcus, Cruella Castonova, Macho Mars, and Brittany Blake opened up the 2023 edition of Halloween from Hell. After a chaotic and brutal contest, HNM became the first three-time PSA Women’s World Champion when she pinned Blake following a top rope Beauty Mark!
Next, Corwin defended the Ultimate Hour Championship against Voltand. The challenger is as tough as nails, and that became evident when it took three Power Word Kills to keep him down for the three count. After the match, Corwin ominously stood over Voltand as he held his Title above his head.
The insanity picked up as “Warzone,” the team of Johnny Warren, Ben Richards, and Cali Dynamite, faced Society of the Spear and Pletch in a Hellish Street Fight. It was one of the greatest matches of the year, with weapons flying every direction as both teams fought for a victory. In the end, Johnny Warren hit Pimbleton with his own Spear, dubbed the Warhammer, to win the match and send a message to Drew Pender.
The PSA Tag Team Classic winners, Keith and Leonard Lopez, received their PSA Tag Team Championship match against The Coopers next. The Coopers used their experience to gain the upper hand early, but this did not stop the challengers from fighting back. Against all odds, Keith pinned Mark Cooper following a Shooting Star to crown new PSA Tag Team Champions!
Drew Pender defended the PSA World Championship against TYSON and Bruno Bolousek, After another incredible match, Pender pinned TYSON with a Spear to the anger of Bolousek, who stared daggers into the “God of PSA” as he celebrated his way up the ramp.
Before the Main Event, Dru Parcher came out on stage for a major announcement. In November, PSA will debut the Proving Grounds: 30 men and 20 women will enter into a battle royal, and only one from each group will remain. These winners will then challenge their respective World Champions at the final event of Season 7, Christmas Calamity. We are eager to see this event premiere next month!
The long-awaited showdown between Andrew Frankenstein and Josh Grabowski inside Heck in a Seck was our Main Event of the evening. After one of the greatest matches in PSA history, Josh was one 10KG step away from winning the match. However, he couldn’t bring himself to put his friend down for good. This hesitation gave Frankenstein the opportunity to hit the Body Bag, sealing his victory in this incredible contest.
ULTIMATE HOUR: 10/12/23
Ultimate Hour kicked off with a blockbuster PSA Trios Championship match between The Promised Land and The Disciples. In a shock to everyone, Damascus hit Draco with Requiem to crown The Promised Land as the new PSA Trios Champions!
Voltand appeared backstage to explain his showdown with Corwin last week. He told the PSA Faithful that he has wanted to become a Champion since he joined PSA, and that has yet to happen. If it doesn’t happen now, he is unsure if it ever will. He wished Corwin the best of luck, as he’s going to need it when the two men collide at Halloween from Hell.
Drew Pender made his grand return to PSA prior to his upcoming PSA World Title defense. Flanked by the Society of the Spear, Pender came down to the ring and signed the contract safely while TYSON and Bolousek looked on with anger. These three men will leave it all on the line next week for the World Championship!
Hayley stayed in the ring as she defended the Roster Roulette Championship against Cactus Jaq in a tables match. The Champion taunted her opponent throughout the contest, as she never saw Jaq as real competition. In the end, Hayley Speared Jaq through a table to retain the Title.
Brittany Blake, Heather N. Marcus, Macho Mars, and Cruella Castonova did an interview together about their match at Halloween from Hell. It started out codrial, but Marcus angered everyone when she got in their faces and screamed that she was going to walk out the Champion. This caused an intense brawl that made its way to the parking lot. Who will walk out of this match the PSA Women’s World Champion?
Cali Dynamite walked up to Johnny Warren and Ben Richards to commend them for what they did to the Society of the Spear. Dynamite hates them just as much as they do, so he was wondering if he could join them in the fight. Warren appreciated the gesture, but he isn’t going to team with someone he doesn’t trust; however, he can earn that trust right now in a match!
Johnny Warren and Cali Dynamite faced off in an impromptu match next. Warren hit the Shatterpoint to get the win, but Dynamite proved himself to be a worthy teammate. As the two shook hands, Society of the Spear appeared on the ramp to issue a challenge. They, along with Pletch, will face Warren, Dynamite, and Richards in a Hellish Street Fight at Halloween from Hell!
Camera footage cut backstage to find Dennis Dennison arguing with his mother, Debra. He said that he is tired of her holding him back; he wants to join El Gigante, and that’s what he’s going to do. Debra tried to argue, but Dennis told her that she was fired! Debra ran away obnoxiously crying as Dennis went over to a locker room labeled “H5.”
The PSA Faithful were thrilled to see the return of Josh Grabowski, who has not been seen since his loss at Ground Zero against Drew Pender. He told the fans that he is glad to be back, and now that he has returned, he can address Andrew directly. He said that he has seen “The Owski Chronicles,” and he admits that he’s not proud of how he acted at Now or Never earlier this year. It was a low point in his career, but not as low as he felt after Ground Zero. His best friend betrayed him, and the Andrew he knows would never do something like that. He doesn’t want to fight “Andrew Frankenstein,” but he will if it means he has a chance at bringing his friend back. Almost on cue, Frankenstein appeared in the ring to stare down with his mortal enemy. The two men will face off in a match stipulation that has defined both of their careers: Heck in a Seck.
The PSA Tag Team Classic 4 Way Finale Main Evented the final Ultimate Hour before Halloween from Hell. In it, The Champions of the Sea, The Fab Few, Keith and Leonard Lopez, and Binglebottom Entourages all fought for a shot at the PSA Tag Team Championship. First, Lopez eliminated Spack Jarrow with the Jawbreaker. Keith eliminated Chad Broski next, but Samuel Binglebottom pinned Lopez shortly after. Keith used this motivation to go on a tear, eliminating P-Money and Craig Robbins in quick succession. Binglebottom low blowed Dave and pinned him, leaving the longtime rivals of Keith and S.O.B. in the ring. After a wicked final fight, Keith hit the Shock and Awe on Binglebottom to win the PSA Tag Team Classic!
ULTIMATE HOUR: 10/05/23
The PSA Tag Team Classic continues with a match between the Society of the Spear and the “Champions of the Sea,” a new partnership between Spack Jarrow and Dave. Despite never teaming in the ring before, Jarrow and Dave impressed the PSA Faithful with their unique offense. This did not prevent Society of the Spear from using underhanded tactics to gain the upper hand, however. Pimbleton was about to hit Dave with a steel chair while the referee was down, but Johnny Warren and Ben Richards ran down to the ring to stop him in his tracks! This gave Dave the opportunity to hit the Bombshell on Pimbleton and win the match for the Champions of the Sea.
Backstage, The Time Giants and La Biblioteca walked up to Sparkplug Reynolds and Dennis Dennison. El Gigante told the men that he sees a lot of potential in both of them, and he was wondering if they would be interested in forming a partnership. Reynolds eagerly accepted, but Debra Dennison stormed over and yelled at Dennis before he could give an answer. To his surprise, he had a match right now!
Dennis made his way to the ring, but he still had no idea who his opponent was. He was soon terrified to learn that he would be standing across the ring from one of the PSA Trios Champions, Undkban! Debra tried everything she could to support her son, but it was no use; Undkban hit the Ankhasault to walk away with an easy win.
After this victory, Undkban grabbed a microphone and addressed The Promised Land. He told the challengers that The Disciples have dealt with flawed leadership before, and they will put Damascus and his puppets in the ground just like they did to Corwin. Damascus appeared on screen to explain that he is simply a beacon for those lost in the darkness. Now that they have Virtuoso, they are stronger than ever, and that will be evident when they become the PSA Trios Champions.
Samuel Binglebottom and P-Money teamed up for the first time against the debuting Braxton Brothers in a PSA Tag Team Classic Qualifier. The Braxtons were impressive in their first Ultimate Hour appearance, but S.O.B. hit the Bottom Feeder on Josiah to win the match.
Next, Keith ran up to Leonard Lopez in the locker room with a gift. Lopez, intrigued, opened the present to find an outfit that matched the one Keith was currently wearing. Keith told Lopez that if they’re going to be a real team, they have to look the part! Not only that, but Keith got them matching friendship necklaces so that they never forget what they’re fighting for. Lopez, unwilling to admit that he was touched by this kind gesture, asked Keith to go grab them something to eat as they get ready to watch tonight’s main event.
TYSON appeared in the ring to discuss his upcoming PSA World Championship match at Halloween from Hell. He told the PSA Faithful that he is going to destroy Drew Pender and prove to everyone that no one is more deserving of being a Champion than him. Unfortunately for him, Bruno Bolousek will also be competing for the Title on this event. “The Moscow Menace” came out to tell TYSON that he will destroy anyone in his way, and that includes a fake god and an insecure manchild. The two had a tense staredown before TYSON retreated to the locker room.
In the final Chapter of “The Owski Chronicles,” we were shown footage of the aftermath of the Pit of Glory match at Now or Never 2023. In it, we saw Josh Grabowski completely distraught following their loss; he appeared to be in a trance as he moved past everyone in the locker room. Andrew tried to comfort him, but Josh pushed him over to the shock of everyone in the room! Josh ran out in shame as a single tear streamed down Andrew’s face.
The Main Event of Ultimate Hour saw Dalton Pepper try to prove himself in the ring versus the Ultimate Hour Champion, Corwin. Everyone in attendance saw how much of a fighter Pepper is, but tonight just wasn’t his night, as all it took was a Power Word Kill to spell victory for the Champion. As Corwin was celebrating, however, Voltand ran down and staked a claim to the Title! Can Voltand be the one to topple the “Devil’s Chosen One?”
ULTIMATE HOUR: 09/28/23
Ultimate Hour opened with the return of the PSA Trios Champions, The Disciples. The group has not appeared in PSA since they defeated the Jonsun Culinary Academy at Ground Zero, so fans were eager to see what was next for the group. Before they could reveal their plan, however, the lights cut out. They came back on to reveal The Promised Land, who appeared with the returning Virtuoso! The group attacked the Champions, making it clear that they were next in line for the gold.
The Entourage and The Fab Few competed in a Tag Team Classic Qualifier. After a chaotic contest, Broski pinned The Great Rapsby with the Makeover to win the match.
Corwin appeared from the shadows to reflect on his Championship defense last week. He said that this is only the beginning of his reign of terror, and he dares all to step up to face him in the ring. Before he could disappear, however, he was met with the Jonsun Culinary Academy. They recognize that they are not deserving of a Title Match following their loss at Ground Zero, but Dalton Pepper wants to prove himself in the ring against one of PSA’s fiercest competitors. The match was made official for the next episode of Ultimate Hour.
Maria Phoenix came down to ring next for her upcoming match against the debuting Rachel Riverside. Before the bell rang, however, she grabbed a microphone to let the PSA Faithful know that she has one goal on her mind, and that is to win Championships. In the match, Phoenix made quick work of her opponent, as one Maria’s Inferno was all it took to walk away with the victory.
Brittany Blake, still banged up from last week, made her way down to the ring. Before she could begin talking, however, she was interrupted by Cruella Castnova. The former Champion gave Blake kudos for their fight at Ground Zero, but she’s eager to get in the ring for a rematch. Blake looked like she was going to accept, but Heather N. Marcus ran down to the ring next. She demanded another shot for the PSA Women’s Championship, as she is the “rightful owner” of that Title. Finally, Macho Mars came down to the ring to convince Blake that a fresh matchup for the Championship is what the PSA Faithful really wants to see. With no clear choice, Blake decided to give them all a match; at Halloween from Hell, these four women will go head-to-head for the PSA Women’s World Championship!
Next, Keith and Leonard Lopez were found in a parking lot far away from tonight’s arena. Keith explained that if the two men are going to be real partners, they must brave their way through the scariest thing imaginable: a haunted house. Lopez was visibly annoyed by this endeavor, but he will live through it if it means he becomes a Champion. A member of PSA’s camera crew followed the men through this journey, and both were absolutely horrified at what they saw (much to the PSA Faithful’s delight!). In the end, both men emerged with their lives, and although Lopez will never admit it, a newfound respect for one another as well.
Shawn Westin, a man who got his fame from the world of soccer, made his blockbuster debut in a match against Gilgadar. Both men had a solid showing, but Westin hit the Breakaway to win the contest.
Johnny Warren approached Ben Richards backstage to discuss their match from last week. Warren told him that after the way things went in their contest, he refused to be Ben's mentor. Richards looked disappointed, but Warren went on to explain that very few men have held their own as well as he did in the ring; he can’t be his mentor because he already sees him as an equal. The two men shook hands, forming a new partnership in the process.
Before the Main Event, Chapter 2 of “The Owski Chronicles” aired. The screen showed footage from the June 12, 2022 edition of Ultimate Hour, which the PSA Faithful will recall as the day The Owskis became the PSA Tag Team Champions. The clip appears to take place before the iconic Heck in a Seck match, as the men are seen warming up in their locker room. The duo were cracking jokes and having a great time before Josh stood up and told Andrew “As long as we’re together, nothing can stop us.” The two men shook hands, with it being clear that their brotherly bond was stronger than ever. As the screen faded to black, the camera panned to the words “Josh Grabowski” on the wall, with the “Owski” portion of his name being crossed out in a fit of rage.
TYSON, Jeff Jonsun, Bruno Bolousek, Cali Dynamite, and El Gigante collided in the inaugural PSA World Championship Contendership Countdown match. After a wicked and chaotic war fought between five behemoths, TYSON and Bolousek tied with 3 pinfalls each. With this, both men will challenge Drew Pender for the PSA World Title at Halloween from Hell!
ULTIMATE HOUR
ANNIVERSARY EDITION: 09/21/23
Dru Parcher opened the Anniversary Edition of Ultimate Hour to address his position as the new Director of PSA. As he was promising to make PSA bigger and better than ever, he was interrupted by the Society of the Spear. The PSA World Champion, Drew Pender, told Parcher that regardless of who won in he and Cory’s little squabble at Ground Zero, it is the “God of PSA” who is actually in charge. Parcher refused to be disrespected like this, so he scheduled the first-ever Contendership Countdown match. Next week, the likes of TYSON, Bruno Bolousek, Cali Dynamite, Jeff Jonsun, and El Gigante will fight for a PSA World Championship match at Halloween from Hell.
Next up was a brutal fight for the Ultimate Hour Championship. Dr. Chris Chan was supposed to be the Challenger, but he was attacked out of nowhere by Pletch! It seems that he is tired of waiting around and wants to be Champion again. Luckily, Corwin doesn’t back down from any challenge. After an intense battle, Corwin knocked out Pletch with the Power Word Kill to retain his Title.
As Brittany Blake entered the ring to celebrate her Championship win at Ground Zero, she was blindsided by Trina Cooper and the Debt Collector! The PSA Faithful thought a cash-in was imminent, but Cooper said this was not the case. Instead, she announced that she will be challenging for the PSA Women’s World Championship at Finest Hour. She has 6 months to train and hone her craft, while Blake will have to take out everyone in her path if she wants to see her there. Cooper wished the Champion the best of luck tonight in her first defense; with the condition she’s in, she’s going to need it.
Binglebottom Enterprises came down to the ring next. The four men, sporting a new look, said it was time for a certain someone to pay up. P-Money, along with his entourage, looked embarrassed as they made their way to the ring. Cottonsmith was eager to become filthy rich, but P-Money quietly admitted that he didn’t have $2 Million to give. Infuriated, Lochlan was ready to put the liar through a table. However, Binglebottom issued a proposition: if P-Money can’t pay, then he and his posse can come and work for him. As “Binglebottom Entourages,” this super faction would be unstoppable. Seeing no other alternative, P-Money accepted. With his newfound power, Binglebottom revealed that he had secured two spots in the 3rd Annual PSA Tag Team Classic. He wanted himself and P-Money to take the first, as he proved to be an incredible fighter in their match at Ground Zero. As for the second spot, The Enterprise (Dean Cottonsmith) and The Entourage (Goldielox and The Great Rapsby) will compete right now, as only the best may have the privilege to represent S.O.B. in this tournament.
The Enterprise and The Entourage competed for a spot in the PSA Tag Team Classic as the remaining members of Binglebottom Entourages looked on. Both teams brought their A-Game, but The Entourage hit the Money Maker on Dean Cottonsmith to win the match and earn a spot in the tournament.
Johnny Warren appeared backstage to reflect on his win over Pletch at Ground Zero. He was happy to get some much-deserved vengeance against his former tag team partner, but now he has set his sights on a new target. Pletch may have been the one leading the charge, but he hasn’t forgotten that The Society of the Spear are the ones that took him out. Before he could continue, however, he was met by Ben Richards. He wanted to congratulate Warren on his win. Richards also noted that he is always looking to improve in the ring, so he asked Warren if he would be willing to mentor him. Warren said he’s not against it, but he isn’t going to align himself with someone he’s never stepped in the ring with. Richards surprised Warren by offering to wrestle right now, which Warren accepted.
In the match between Johnny Warren and Ben Richards, both men left everything they had in the ring. However, Warren’s experience allowed him to hit the Shatterpoint to secure the victory. After the match, Warren helped Richards up and told him he would give him an answer next week.
Before the 3rd Annual PSA Tag Team Classic got underway, recorded footage was played. It showed Keith confronting Leonard Lopez backstage earlier in the day. Lopez demanded that Keith leave him alone, but “Mr. Lose Guy” asked for a moment of his time. He told Lopez that even though he tried to cheat in their match at Ground Zero, he saw how strong of a warrior he is. Keith has been given a spot in the Tag Team Tournament, and he was hoping that “The Jawbreaker” would be his partner. After an audible sigh, Lopez agreed, but only because he wants to be a Champion. Next, the two men will team up in a match against Dennis Dennison and a partner of his choosing!
Debra Dennison and her son, Dennis, are seen arguing backstage prior to his Tag Team Classic Qualifier. Debra had a tag team partner already picked out, but Dennis told her that he already chose his close friend, Sparkplug Reynolds, for this match. In their contest against Keith and Leonard Lopez, Debra’s antics distracted Dennis long enough to get hit by the Jawbreaker, which secured the win for his opponents.
Next was Hayley’s first defense of the Roster Roulette Championship. Her challenger was the returning La Biblioteca, and the two fought in a 2 out of 3 Falls Heck in a Seck match. La Biblioteca came back from her injury too soon, which gave Hayley an opportunity to Spear her knee and retain the Title 2-0.
Before the Main Event, the world heard from Andrew Frankowski for the first time following his shocking betrayal of Josh Grabowski. Many expected the bubbly personality of “The Engineer,” but they were horrified to see a grotesque sight in his place. The figure turned on a TV to unveil a show called “The Owski Chronicles: Chapter 1.” In this episode, it showed Andrew and Josh right before they wrestled at Now or Never 2022. Andrew was visibly nervous, but Josh was there to calm his fears. The footage was corrupted, and it kept repeating a phrase that Josh told Andrew: “I will always have your back.” The tv shut off to reveal a heavily scarred face in the reflection, with red blood dripping down the screen to form words- Andrew Frankenstein.
Tonight’s Main Event was the highly-anticipated showdown between Heather N. Marcus and Brittany Blake for the PSA Women’s World Championship. Blake was severely injured from Cooper’s attack earlier in the night, but she willed herself through this match. HNM used this weakness to her advantage, as she took control of the contest early. However, Blake continued to fight, hitting the Britt-Knee to pin Marcus and remain the PSA Women’s World Champion!